Rat Mom 🐀🍷🍿
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I can’t stand bald boys. These tables are filthy. I’m the rat mom.
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The guy at the store said she’s the only girl he’s seen that can pull it off
My mom's winter hat is literally a fedora with safari flaps
February 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The guy at the store said she’s the only girl he’s seen that can pull it off
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Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it.
February 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Figure out what you do! You had all summer to think of it.
Totino's Pizza Rolls: Chazmo Goes Home [Full Length]
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February 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
That was my dangerous nights crew, we were pouring water over rare cuts of steaks, makes the steaks sooo goood.
But that was back when I used to be a piece of shit, which I’m not anymore.
But that was back when I used to be a piece of shit, which I’m not anymore.
Oh my GOD. At a restaurant, and the next table was getting a bit rowdy. The waitress went over to them and said "Do you guys need anything else??" Then turns to the rowdiest person and adds "You're not allowed to answer :)"
I can't believe I witnessed this level of sass in the wild
I can't believe I witnessed this level of sass in the wild
February 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
That was my dangerous nights crew, we were pouring water over rare cuts of steaks, makes the steaks sooo goood.
But that was back when I used to be a piece of shit, which I’m not anymore.
But that was back when I used to be a piece of shit, which I’m not anymore.
Hector: I didn’t ask for that
February 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Hector: I didn’t ask for that
Look what you did now you rich little fucks!
February 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Look what you did now you rich little fucks!
“Doge” used to be a meme featuring a smirk little shiba inu. Now it means Department of Governmental Efficiency?
We’re so BURIED in our PHONES. Instead of giving someone a real smile, we send an emoji. I mean… we don’t even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone? Pornhu..
We’re so BURIED in our PHONES. Instead of giving someone a real smile, we send an emoji. I mean… we don’t even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone? Pornhu..
February 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
“Doge” used to be a meme featuring a smirk little shiba inu. Now it means Department of Governmental Efficiency?
We’re so BURIED in our PHONES. Instead of giving someone a real smile, we send an emoji. I mean… we don’t even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone? Pornhu..
We’re so BURIED in our PHONES. Instead of giving someone a real smile, we send an emoji. I mean… we don’t even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone? Pornhu..
One egg used to be 40 eggs. It’s not anymore.
sorry i can no longer afford to feed you eggs
February 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
One egg used to be 40 eggs. It’s not anymore.
Made it look like diarrhea shooted down my pants
A perfect use for this panel from a classic Jhonen Vasquez comic
January 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Made it look like diarrhea shooted down my pants
Wow, that’s WILDLY HIGH
January 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Wow, that’s WILDLY HIGH
Sushi? That’s a nude egg I won from my game. I’m not in trouble at all.
Zuuushilihokkiii, a gibbering, googly-eyed piece of sushi, is the mascot of Hokuto City.
January 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sushi? That’s a nude egg I won from my game. I’m not in trouble at all.
Subway: we’re healthier than most fast food!
Jimmy John’s: we’re fancier than Subway.
Jersey Mike’s:
Jimmy John’s: we’re fancier than Subway.
Jersey Mike’s:
January 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Subway: we’re healthier than most fast food!
Jimmy John’s: we’re fancier than Subway.
Jersey Mike’s:
Jimmy John’s: we’re fancier than Subway.
Jersey Mike’s:
I CANT STAND BALD BOYS.
Every time I see a bald boy, I think I’m back in the pants.
Every time I see a bald boy, I think I’m back in the pants.
January 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I CANT STAND BALD BOYS.
Every time I see a bald boy, I think I’m back in the pants.
Every time I see a bald boy, I think I’m back in the pants.
January 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You can’t skip lunch
January 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
You can’t skip lunch