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spontaneous symmetry breakdance
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a.k.a. Matt. Physicist, conformal bootstrapper, and #1 Leonid Kantorovich respecter. Idaho → Colorado → Connecticut → Italy. he/him.

Unionize the radiation lab!
"the bullet theoretical"
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Down with the traitor
Up with the
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i feel you, ian. i really do.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
[ slowly banging head against wall ]
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
like how am I supposed to top this?
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
happy to take on the paperclipping risk if it means I never have to think about this diagram again:
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I am still not drunk enough for this game, and we're running out of cider
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
so Wilders is pretty much cooked, right?
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Love to drag my unrelated humanities/STEM grudges into [checks notes] a dispute between two different social sciences
October 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Basically this:
October 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
it's even weirder when you condition on the other variable
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
why did our chair think it was a good idea to send this out to our entire department?
October 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
on the plus side, I *have* learned a lot about plot styling in the past 24 hours
October 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
October 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The Netherlands has an election at the end of this month, and as an American, this is basically my understanding of Dutch political parties:
October 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
called it
October 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
nothing's ever gonna top that one guy from North Georgia State crashing out because someone disagreed with his tournament's tiebreaker policy
October 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
was never on SA, but the quizbowl message boards were a formative experience for me, and yeah
October 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
October 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
today is a good day
October 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
turns out the Levi-Civita vector identity is actually very useful. I probably should've paid more attention in QFT, lol
September 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
real heads know
September 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
oh man, the SSC.

When I moved into my office at Yale, I found a copy of the proceedings from one of the SSC planning meetings sitting on the bookshelf. No idea who left it there, but I always got a little wistful looking at it.
September 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I regret to announce that I'm becoming a commutative diagrams guy
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM