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Chaotic Evil Safety Guy
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Strong opinions about dinosaurs (Ankylosaurus #1) and worker safety. The worst Industrial Hygienist in the PNW.
You know I've never considered it as part of the vampire contract, but if they are staying in the garage are they at least paying rent?
October 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oh he's totally not allowed in your house and needs to stay in the garage.

In edge cases, I find it's helpful to ask the question "would I treat a raccoon the same way?". If the answer is "yes", well, that's how I got rabies. Which is like being a vampire, only less sexy and with more racoons.
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Clarifications: Is the garage attached or detached? And is there a bathroom in the garage?
October 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I thought 'we still have a whole grand slam of a lead' in the 9th when the name 'Bobby Ayala' rose from the deepest recesses of my soul. The man is long gone, but the trauma remains.
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
SLS is awesome! Enjoy the show!
September 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
👍?
September 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Knowing the amount of energy expended simply to replace 👍 with slop words is pushing me into "chaotic neutral safety guy" territory.
September 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM