Chaotic Evil Safety Guy
@t4triceratops.bsky.social
Strong opinions about dinosaurs (Ankylosaurus #1) and worker safety. The worst Industrial Hygienist in the PNW.
What even is this pose?
September 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What even is this pose?
"High on sedatives? Who, me?"
July 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"High on sedatives? Who, me?"
Heard my daughter laughing maniacally outside for longer than usual. Expected shenanigans, only to find Finn absolutely CRUSHING the fit.
The maniacal laughter was absolutely justified.
The maniacal laughter was absolutely justified.
July 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Heard my daughter laughing maniacally outside for longer than usual. Expected shenanigans, only to find Finn absolutely CRUSHING the fit.
The maniacal laughter was absolutely justified.
The maniacal laughter was absolutely justified.
Wondering what it is I did to make my 4yo so annoyed she put the Legos INSIDE my shoe.
December 17, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Wondering what it is I did to make my 4yo so annoyed she put the Legos INSIDE my shoe.
Any given night, it's a coin flip if my dog will go on a walk. Tonight was a fail for me, but you can see victory in his eyes.
October 24, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Any given night, it's a coin flip if my dog will go on a walk. Tonight was a fail for me, but you can see victory in his eyes.
What if we held hands in the old abandoned outhouse?
August 31, 2024 at 2:50 AM
What if we held hands in the old abandoned outhouse?
My daughter's pants have an ominously positive message on the label.
October 25, 2023 at 9:06 PM
My daughter's pants have an ominously positive message on the label.