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Trying to find common sense among a sea of misinformation. Love The Onion!
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@booker.senate.gov after an epic performance.
April 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
@booker.senate.gov after an epic performance.
Kash Patel hearing Tulsi’s nervous farts.
March 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Kash Patel hearing Tulsi’s nervous farts.
He said prices would fall. Promises made, promises kept.
March 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
He said prices would fall. Promises made, promises kept.
America won’t be destroyed by teaching that kids can have two mommies, it will be destroyed by two men thinking they’re 340 million people’s daddies.
January 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
America won’t be destroyed by teaching that kids can have two mommies, it will be destroyed by two men thinking they’re 340 million people’s daddies.
Announcing the new $4700 Gold Trump Counterweighting Dildo. Signed by every billionaire that paid $1mm to insert it on Inauguration Day.
January 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Announcing the new $4700 Gold Trump Counterweighting Dildo. Signed by every billionaire that paid $1mm to insert it on Inauguration Day.
Good morning, Hamish! I haven’t made it out of bed yet.
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November 23, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Good morning, Hamish! I haven’t made it out of bed yet.
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
Good morning Bailey. Want to be a mess on the beach?
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Good morning Bailey. Want to be a mess on the beach?
Stops whatever he’s doing every day between 5:55 and 6:05.
November 15, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Stops whatever he’s doing every day between 5:55 and 6:05.
