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The plan is to pay money they say we don’t have to encourage birthing humans to fill jobs AI is trying to eliminate.
April 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The plan is to pay money they say we don’t have to encourage birthing humans to fill jobs AI is trying to eliminate.
Donald J. Trump, greatest negotiator of all time said, “hey, why don’t you give him everything he’s trying to take from you and I can call it a win?”
April 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Donald J. Trump, greatest negotiator of all time said, “hey, why don’t you give him everything he’s trying to take from you and I can call it a win?”
This looks like something @repjackkimble.bsky.social would say:
The labor shortage created by deportations can be solved by retirees going back to work after Trump demolished their nest eggs.
The labor shortage created by deportations can be solved by retirees going back to work after Trump demolished their nest eggs.
April 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This looks like something @repjackkimble.bsky.social would say:
The labor shortage created by deportations can be solved by retirees going back to work after Trump demolished their nest eggs.
The labor shortage created by deportations can be solved by retirees going back to work after Trump demolished their nest eggs.
@booker.senate.gov after an epic performance.
April 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
@booker.senate.gov after an epic performance.
@rmayemsinger.bsky.social Mrs. Doubtfire is on right now. Thank you for giving this to the world.
March 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
@rmayemsinger.bsky.social Mrs. Doubtfire is on right now. Thank you for giving this to the world.
Wow Ohio! Your government is going to control college classroom discussions of “controversial topics” such as marriage, politics, and climate change. Are you going to stand for that? Ballot measure time!!
Ohio Gov. DeWine signs higher ed bill regulating classroom discussion and banning diversity efforts • Ohio Capital Journal
Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signed a massive higher education bill that would ban diversity and equity and prohibit faculty from striking into law into law Friday afternoon. The bill will take effect in 90 ...
ohiocapitaljournal.com
March 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wow Ohio! Your government is going to control college classroom discussions of “controversial topics” such as marriage, politics, and climate change. Are you going to stand for that? Ballot measure time!!
If you have to pull Stefanik’s nomination because you fear losing a special election in the district she won by 24 points, maybe you don’t have a “mandate” after all.
March 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you have to pull Stefanik’s nomination because you fear losing a special election in the district she won by 24 points, maybe you don’t have a “mandate” after all.
I didn’t expect my household budget would have to include a line item for “Tariffs due to Trump’s hurt feelings”.
March 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I didn’t expect my household budget would have to include a line item for “Tariffs due to Trump’s hurt feelings”.
Why does making America great again only involve people losing their jobs? Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson, and Jon Voight being appointed Special Ambassadors to “save” Hollywood are the only jobs created under Trump.
March 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why does making America great again only involve people losing their jobs? Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson, and Jon Voight being appointed Special Ambassadors to “save” Hollywood are the only jobs created under Trump.
Kash Patel hearing Tulsi’s nervous farts.
March 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Kash Patel hearing Tulsi’s nervous farts.
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🇨🇦 The Planet D comes out swinging at Danielle Smith and political interference, including PP.
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Danielle Smith Asked US to Help Poilievre Win! #shortsviral #canada #canadapolitics #poilievre #news
YouTube video by The Planet D
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March 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
🇨🇦 The Planet D comes out swinging at Danielle Smith and political interference, including PP.
Thanks for putting into words our feelings. 👍🏼🙏🏼
@theplanetd.bsky.social
💪🏻🇨🇦💕
#cdnpoli
#CanadaSky
#CanadaStrong
#CanadaPride
#elbowsup
youtube.com/shorts/Wd87d...
Thanks for putting into words our feelings. 👍🏼🙏🏼
@theplanetd.bsky.social
💪🏻🇨🇦💕
#cdnpoli
#CanadaSky
#CanadaStrong
#CanadaPride
#elbowsup
youtube.com/shorts/Wd87d...
I’m accidentally in a signal group chat but don’t want it to end because Putin is kind of funny.
March 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m accidentally in a signal group chat but don’t want it to end because Putin is kind of funny.
Hakeem Jeffries should not have to list 5 things he did last week. Just one would be nice.
March 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Hakeem Jeffries should not have to list 5 things he did last week. Just one would be nice.
Trump proved all the economists wrong that said Trump would tank the economy by the end of 2025. He accomplished it in a month.
March 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Trump proved all the economists wrong that said Trump would tank the economy by the end of 2025. He accomplished it in a month.
He said prices would fall. Promises made, promises kept.
March 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
He said prices would fall. Promises made, promises kept.
We’ve had recessions before, we’ve just never had an administration actively trying to make it happen.
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
We’ve had recessions before, we’ve just never had an administration actively trying to make it happen.
The rest of the world no longer calls it American Football. They call it Russian Football.
March 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The rest of the world no longer calls it American Football. They call it Russian Football.
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Say no to Prime
It's owned by a slime.
It's owned by a slime.
March 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Say no to Prime
It's owned by a slime.
It's owned by a slime.
He thinks he can replace his readers with a group of people that doesn’t read.
Bezos' changes at 'Washington Post' lead to mass subscription cancellations — again
Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos's changes to the opinion pages have led subscribers to cancel in droves. It's the third wave of mass cancellations at the Post in just a few months.
www.npr.org
February 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
He thinks he can replace his readers with a group of people that doesn’t read.
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February 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Tesla stock has gone from being 9 times overvalued down to 6 times overvalued. That means it should only lose about 80% from its current price, assuming sales don’t fall. And of course, sales should fall. Dump accordingly.
February 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Tesla stock has gone from being 9 times overvalued down to 6 times overvalued. That means it should only lose about 80% from its current price, assuming sales don’t fall. And of course, sales should fall. Dump accordingly.
For the “run the government like a business” crowd, they sure like to slash the business’ revenues. Would be fired day one.
February 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
For the “run the government like a business” crowd, they sure like to slash the business’ revenues. Would be fired day one.
Ramp up the Tesla dealership protests. More people means fewer sales. See you Saturday.
February 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Ramp up the Tesla dealership protests. More people means fewer sales. See you Saturday.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov I wish this weren’t true.
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
February 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov I wish this weren’t true.
February 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM