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Hoss Curtis
@syzzix.bsky.social
how the fuck did I end up as a 1%er
the first thing I'm gonna do when I buy a house is get a wood chipper and go to town on every single cardboard box that dares venture across my threshold
August 7, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Yo Captain Fall slaps, Archer type action comedy set on a cruise ship made by the creators of Norsemen, main character voiced by Jason Ritter (Dipper) go check thst shit out
August 6, 2023 at 5:45 AM
Wait, so there's seriously an A24 movie coming out, directed by Ari Aster, starring fucking Nic Cage, about these weird ass posters?

This is quite literally the most hype I've been for a movie in forever.

DREAM SCENARIO
August 3, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Anyone want to celebrate national girlfriend day with me?

we can watch a movie across the room from each other as we each do separate things on our phones and eat a bunch of chocolate
August 1, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Uh so aliens are real
July 26, 2023 at 5:20 PM
The Lighthouse (2019)
July 25, 2023 at 5:09 AM
It's weird to be in a place where I actually can think about buying a house soon.

Work in sales, kids.
July 25, 2023 at 4:43 AM
looking for some friends on here, I will supply you with dog pics
July 24, 2023 at 11:23 PM
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Elon Musk has done so many incompetent and embarrassing things that even some of the best ones have been forgotten, like when he made a big show of reinstating Trump's Twitter account and then Trump just ignored it
July 24, 2023 at 3:41 PM
the suffix -ito implies the existence of a larger chip, the Doro
July 24, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Just went to the phone store to get an iPhone, and the guy talked me into waiting until the new one comes out.

Any opinions on 14 vs 15? #iphone
July 24, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"
July 24, 2023 at 1:42 PM