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@syrkvt.bsky.social
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I cant even read I just b on here
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there is no opm season 3
there is no war in ba sing se
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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my mood directly correlates to the images I can take of my kitty cat each day
image of my tabby kitten peter as he clutches the phone between his paws and hisses viciously with the most demonic visage he could muster- hes biting a blue tinsel ball that makes him think he has a small creature in his grasp, and its not a joke to him same little tabby baby sweet kitten boy lounging with the tip of his tongue sticking out
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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pumpkin with a huge carved smile and buck teeth with little holes for eyes, and little attached arms waving to you excitedly
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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sorey 4 late response I cant read ,so it took me a while to get someone to color what this meant for me
doodle of an unstoppable force with “❌ or ✅” above them- the check emphatically circled with a smiley face and buck teeth under it
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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walking around with one of these and wrangling unruly individuals
dog catcher stick with retractable collar
October 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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and with a flared base for your farting needs
recorder separated into thirds inside a carrying case showcasing an end piece with a flared base
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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everybody FREEZE
felt capybara with a sheriffs hat and badge capybara now turned around to reveal a pistol between his juicy voluptuous buttcheeks
September 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Idk what I expected when I asked for updates on her tattoo
string of received text messages “OMG HE LAKZKNAKAKA” “OICH” “OUCCHHHHHH” “YEEEEOOOUUCCHHHH” “YYYEEEEEOOOUUUUCCCHHHHHH”
September 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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who said Im not
September 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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spongebob and patrick in boating school laughing in their seats
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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theyre twin puppycats separated at birth (she goes ape when I put on coconut oil)
tortie kitten staring at you from behind a bunch of pillows
September 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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dr miami who
finished felt capybara :D CUTE ! finished felt capybara from behind showcasing the worlds fattest felted ass gazing into the distance
September 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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how could u tell
sent discord message “bbl capybara with a bottle of vodka in its hands” received message “looks like a sack but its getting there” sent message “yk what Im going full phallus”
September 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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can you tell Im a master of my craft ,and Really enjoying this ?
ipad on a table displaying an image of a perfectly felted capybara with a little orange satchel, and duckie on its head in front of my own felt pad showcasing what looks like a malnourished and abused turd next to the needle stabbed into the styrofoam ipad on the table now off and revealing my reflection in the glass, clasping my face dismayed and discouraged with hair a mess- the turd looking a bit less abused, but now next to a lost mary vape that I dug out of my closet out of stress and anguish
September 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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tabby kitten edited onto the “thousand yard stare” meme of a soldier on a battlefield with the same expression- taken with the flash on in .5
September 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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board certified life changer for cat introduction
feliway classic pheromone diffuser for calming cats
August 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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and that damn fine cup of coffee… whatever happened there
the sopranos crew outside of the deli sitting at red plaid clothed tables, dale cooper drinking a cup of coffee replacing ralph
August 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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killing myself CANCELLED (got a thoughtful gift from someone who gets my freak) (cried)
handmade bracelet displayed around the neck of a tan hawaiian hello kitty plush inside my purse, made with thread into a chain of flowers pattern pulled through a hole drilled into the tooth of a very dear friend that understands where I derive my true joy in life (their dna)
August 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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I love wjen cats sleep like theyre doign a cannonball
tortie kitty curled into a ball on my lap with her back legs extended toward her head, and her front paws wrapped around them same tortie kitten in her fluffy bed asleep with her back paws extended toward her head, front paws tucked in
August 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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fat tabby baby looking horrified
August 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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you cant spot the difference there isnt one
fat chinese baby fat tabby baby
August 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I want someone to do me like this
someone calibrating a SMART board by tapping each indicated point with a utensil
August 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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say uour goodbyes everyone shes goign in the stew
little sleeping tortie kitten with only her face and single paw visible hanging off the side of a crocheted pillow, her first little bean brown, and the rest pink- her paw pad has a bolt of brown through the pink, and her nose has a speckle of pink in the brown OUGH I LOVE HER RAH RAGH RUAAAGGHHHHHH
August 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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imagine 2 babies full of soup ,and their fat little bellies thats my pov rn as I talk about jacking off with a fist full of glue online
tortie kitten (facing the camera, curled up with her front paws spread outwards) sleepy and snuggied up with significantly younger tabby kitten (facing away from the camera, resting his head on her shoulders) on a blanket atop a couch
August 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I trust him with my death
tabby kitten with a white belly looking disgruntled and beginning to pull his paw backwards as if to smack you same tabby kitten now with his paw pulled fully backwards in his charge to smack, showing his fat tummy rolls full of soup- looking a bit more determined now tabby kitten now fallen onto his back as he reached too far back and lost his balance- toe beans flailing into the camera
August 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM