Also she pees on me every time I give her a shot, but that I can live with. Fight the power in whatever way you can, tiny scaly lady. I'd pee on a giant with a needle too.

The whole thing was very traumatic for all concerned. Can't believe I have to do this five more times. Nobody tells you this part of the deal when you're dreaming of the glamour of turtle ownership.

Although his older sister takes it a step further, so I suppose he can't be blamed.