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Carl Jackson
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I lurk a lot. Owner of two cats, one turtle and various fish and ants. 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺
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This one feels like it may last. I like what I see so far. Anyway, if you end up here because I posted a cat picture:

- Melbourne, Australia
- A gay™️
- Two cats (Mab and Oberon), a turtle (Boq) and fish and ants (unnamed)
- Ice hockey
- Origami
- Gaming
- Urban fantasy and books generally
The sacred heating vent brings peace between these two as they rest under the watchful gaze of their late brother.
May 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious.
February 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Oberon ended 2024 wearing the cone of shame after he wouldn't stop scratching a small cut on his head. He's now fully adjusted and owning his shark-style cone fabulousness.
January 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Symptom free and the line on my daily RAT is getting fainter. Soon I can actually start enjoying my time off instead of being confined to my apartment.

(I will probably spend most of my time off hanging out in my apartment)
December 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Well, merry Christmas. I've tested positive to COVID on Christmas Eve.

At least I'm not feeling too sick (yet), but looks like Christmas is a bust this year.
December 23, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Nice.
December 11, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Sometimes Boq is less than graceful, but sometimes she pulls off a look like this, queen of her underwater domain.
December 10, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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Humidity is pathetic. Oh the air wants to be water for a bit? No. Stay in your fucking lane.
November 30, 2024 at 2:21 AM
No more injections for Boq AND I was praised for my exceptional turtle husbandry. And annual cat vaccinations done, so no more vet visits for a while.
November 30, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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Me: I’m through accepting limits, ‘cos someone says they’re so.

HR: That “someone” is your boss and those “limits” are your KPIs, Jonathan.

Me: Kiss me goodbye…

HR: Okay we’ve had complaints about that too…
November 27, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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In an HR meeting:

“No, I wasn’t rude to Jane in accounts, I was simply matching her in renown”

HR: *sigh*
November 27, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Almost at the end of Boq's course of antibiotics ahead of her vet visit on Saturday, and today the vet calls to confirm her test results and casually drops in that depending on the assessment, she may need more.

I can't do more turtle injections, it feels so mean!
November 26, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Cat + sun + couch = most relaxed creature to ever exist.
November 18, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I have to give my turtle Boq antibiotics, which means an injection, and the first shot is tonight and I'm dreading it. She's so tiny!

But like a proper parent, I will do my duty and contribute to her childhood trauma.
November 18, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Ugh, waking up on a Monday but thinking it's Sunday then having it dawn on you that it's not actually the weekend. This must be how Garfield feels.
November 17, 2024 at 6:43 PM
So I'm finally taking a break from Baldur's Gate 3 and started playing Planet Zoo again and I am definitely better at DnD than I am at designing a functional layout for a zoo. But I can make a damn good entrance to a terrible zoo.
November 17, 2024 at 8:11 AM
This one feels like it may last. I like what I see so far. Anyway, if you end up here because I posted a cat picture:

- Melbourne, Australia
- A gay™️
- Two cats (Mab and Oberon), a turtle (Boq) and fish and ants (unnamed)
- Ice hockey
- Origami
- Gaming
- Urban fantasy and books generally
November 15, 2024 at 9:07 AM
The face of a boy who knows the "no pets on the table" rule will never be enforced.
November 15, 2024 at 8:41 AM