Ben Kershner
@synchroni.city
Salish sailor, Cascadian skier, software engineer.
It’s nice to have my Seattle back.
April 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s nice to have my Seattle back.
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the time.
April 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the time.
Stressed about <gestures around>, let me pop open the euchre app to numb my brain for a few minutes. Tight.
April 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Stressed about <gestures around>, let me pop open the euchre app to numb my brain for a few minutes. Tight.
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the time.
April 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the time.
I love this fucking town.
March 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I love this fucking town.
I’m usually “you got credits, you can play” but holy oh fuck this is a sixteen minute and thirty second long track, which is now the fourth Pink Floyd song in a row. There’s a decorum to maintain, friend, and you ain’t maintaining it.
March 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m usually “you got credits, you can play” but holy oh fuck this is a sixteen minute and thirty second long track, which is now the fourth Pink Floyd song in a row. There’s a decorum to maintain, friend, and you ain’t maintaining it.
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the time.
March 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the time.
The backpage ad of @theonion.com continues to be a literal LOL.
March 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The backpage ad of @theonion.com continues to be a literal LOL.
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the time.
February 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the time.
This town isn’t built for this type of weather but it sure is pretty when it happens.
February 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This town isn’t built for this type of weather but it sure is pretty when it happens.
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the… ah fuck.
January 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the… ah fuck.
I’m the big buck of this lick. Come and whet your horns.
January 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m the big buck of this lick. Come and whet your horns.
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the time.
January 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Don’t move to Seattle, it rains all the time.
The sun has returned and Luigi has found a sunbeam.
January 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The sun has returned and Luigi has found a sunbeam.
What was the point of this exercise?
January 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What was the point of this exercise?
I went to the scam gas station next to rental car returns at DTW, ask me anything.
(I paid $2.90 a gallon in rural Northern Michigan yesterday morning)
(I paid $2.90 a gallon in rural Northern Michigan yesterday morning)
January 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I went to the scam gas station next to rental car returns at DTW, ask me anything.
(I paid $2.90 a gallon in rural Northern Michigan yesterday morning)
(I paid $2.90 a gallon in rural Northern Michigan yesterday morning)
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
December 25, 2024 at 3:21 AM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Nice to have had a @kaydcoop.bsky.social original at Short’s last night.
December 24, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Nice to have had a @kaydcoop.bsky.social original at Short’s last night.
“Oh my god, it’s single digits out!”
No, it’s not.
No, it’s not.
December 22, 2024 at 2:36 PM
“Oh my god, it’s single digits out!”
No, it’s not.
No, it’s not.
By the same logic that makes Die Hard a Christmas movie, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is a Christmas Movie.
December 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM
By the same logic that makes Die Hard a Christmas movie, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is a Christmas Movie.
Bring back the old logo.
December 17, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Bring back the old logo.
Helped some college new hires find their way this morning. I told both of them “you’re lucky to move to Seattle at the winter solstice - this is as bad as it gets and it’s still this good. Only gets better from here.”
December 16, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Helped some college new hires find their way this morning. I told both of them “you’re lucky to move to Seattle at the winter solstice - this is as bad as it gets and it’s still this good. Only gets better from here.”