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walking thru the park just now saw a guy with incredible abs and just barely caught myself before saying “hey man, nice abs!”
June 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
walking thru the park just now saw a guy with incredible abs and just barely caught myself before saying “hey man, nice abs!”
at the grocery store having thoughts like “oh. Potatoes are nice, because you can eat them.”
June 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
at the grocery store having thoughts like “oh. Potatoes are nice, because you can eat them.”
roommate who put the "WINO XING" sign on our fridge is chatting on the phone about how, after her for-now-still-extant small white crusty eyes clackity nails on wood floor dog dies, she plans to get a cat because "I need someone who's gonna be independent"
March 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
roommate who put the "WINO XING" sign on our fridge is chatting on the phone about how, after her for-now-still-extant small white crusty eyes clackity nails on wood floor dog dies, she plans to get a cat because "I need someone who's gonna be independent"
crazy how the sunset’s more beautiful when it’s warm out ?? Like as soon as i don’t have to worry about not freezing, there’s that much more room in my consciousness for aesthetic pleasure
March 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
crazy how the sunset’s more beautiful when it’s warm out ?? Like as soon as i don’t have to worry about not freezing, there’s that much more room in my consciousness for aesthetic pleasure
plants i saw en route to Big Stinky
January 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
plants i saw en route to Big Stinky
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Bosler,
1/24/2025, 9:18:16 PM
1/24/2025, 9:18:16 PM
January 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Bosler,
1/24/2025, 9:18:16 PM
1/24/2025, 9:18:16 PM
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I miss halogen bulbs more than I miss my grandparents
November 18, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I miss halogen bulbs more than I miss my grandparents
one time years ago i met a friend of a friend in real life to whom i blurted out: “oh, i follow you on twitter, but you don’t follow me back!” and she gave me a Look that will haunt me into several lifetimes from now
oh are we doing follow-back discourse tonight? good times
everyone has their own boundaries around following back - some people only follow IRL friends, some are limited by how busy their following timeline is, some aren't interested in your posts and that's okay! let people do their own thing!
everyone has their own boundaries around following back - some people only follow IRL friends, some are limited by how busy their following timeline is, some aren't interested in your posts and that's okay! let people do their own thing!
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
one time years ago i met a friend of a friend in real life to whom i blurted out: “oh, i follow you on twitter, but you don’t follow me back!” and she gave me a Look that will haunt me into several lifetimes from now
“non-comedogenic” ok fuck off with that overwrought locution. Just say “unfunny” like the rest of us!
November 12, 2024 at 6:14 PM
“non-comedogenic” ok fuck off with that overwrought locution. Just say “unfunny” like the rest of us!
probably a major underrated ability that aspiring architects &/or urbanists should strive to cultivate is the ability to imagine what young trees planted now will look like in 60 years
November 12, 2024 at 12:17 AM
probably a major underrated ability that aspiring architects &/or urbanists should strive to cultivate is the ability to imagine what young trees planted now will look like in 60 years
[staring at the pot of future pasta water waiting for it to boil] Ohhh….waaait a minute…. This is that thing i’m not supposed to be watch, isn’t it?!
November 9, 2024 at 6:28 PM
[staring at the pot of future pasta water waiting for it to boil] Ohhh….waaait a minute…. This is that thing i’m not supposed to be watch, isn’t it?!
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start calling all mistakes hallucinations like chatgpt
January 4, 2024 at 4:07 PM
start calling all mistakes hallucinations like chatgpt
kid next to me on the bus has a justin bieber haircut…i didn’t know they still made those ?? how is this possible
October 4, 2023 at 6:45 PM
kid next to me on the bus has a justin bieber haircut…i didn’t know they still made those ?? how is this possible
Heartbreaking: It Turns Out The Bag Of Plantain Chips I Thought I Was A Genius For Purchasing Because It’s Half The Price Of The Other Brand Also In Fact Contains Half The Amount Of Chips
September 26, 2023 at 3:39 PM
Heartbreaking: It Turns Out The Bag Of Plantain Chips I Thought I Was A Genius For Purchasing Because It’s Half The Price Of The Other Brand Also In Fact Contains Half The Amount Of Chips
One thing you have to remember every single time you go anywhere ever is that it always takes 3,475,869 billion trillion years to actually leave
September 22, 2023 at 7:26 PM
One thing you have to remember every single time you go anywhere ever is that it always takes 3,475,869 billion trillion years to actually leave
something so romantically alluring abt being a “why are you booing me? i’m right!” guy. doesn’t even matter what topic; u can be a heretic against any religion. someday i’d like to put all the apikorosim on earth in a big room together & see if they’ll agree on something if their lives depend on it
September 22, 2023 at 4:40 PM
something so romantically alluring abt being a “why are you booing me? i’m right!” guy. doesn’t even matter what topic; u can be a heretic against any religion. someday i’d like to put all the apikorosim on earth in a big room together & see if they’ll agree on something if their lives depend on it
I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in
September 6, 2023 at 6:58 PM
I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in the ocean.I want to go jump in
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There's a lot of pressure on girls these days when we go out in a new amulet. Child detectives always want to examine it for secret society symbols, men always worry that removing it will cause our heads to fall off. The expectations heaped upon women never stop
September 3, 2023 at 5:09 AM
There's a lot of pressure on girls these days when we go out in a new amulet. Child detectives always want to examine it for secret society symbols, men always worry that removing it will cause our heads to fall off. The expectations heaped upon women never stop
i was talking recently to a friend abt how in some ways the “”classic”” jewish experience of diaspora bears more similarity to many contemporary palestinians’ experiences of building international community following expulsion from their homeland than it does to the lives of most american jews today
Leaving aside the blunder about "no other culture has made world class literature of the immigrant experience" I've been thinking about this Vivian Gornick quote all day.
August 17, 2023 at 11:49 PM
i was talking recently to a friend abt how in some ways the “”classic”” jewish experience of diaspora bears more similarity to many contemporary palestinians’ experiences of building international community following expulsion from their homeland than it does to the lives of most american jews today
that’s nice. Personally i like to say things that are so dumb that people assume i must be hot &/or rich because there’s no other way i could realistically have stayed alive this long without having had some kind of significant assistance the whole time
My one and only rule for posting is I think "would a hot person say that" and if the answer is "no" then I don't say it
July 31, 2023 at 8:11 AM
that’s nice. Personally i like to say things that are so dumb that people assume i must be hot &/or rich because there’s no other way i could realistically have stayed alive this long without having had some kind of significant assistance the whole time
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isn't it odd that every depiction of the destruction of sodom by necessity places us in the position of lot's wife
June 30, 2023 at 4:18 PM
isn't it odd that every depiction of the destruction of sodom by necessity places us in the position of lot's wife
being the one person on this website who was never on twitter must feel like transferring to a new school in the middle of the year & everyone else already knows each other & has memories together & you’re just Ken
July 24, 2023 at 6:30 PM
being the one person on this website who was never on twitter must feel like transferring to a new school in the middle of the year & everyone else already knows each other & has memories together & you’re just Ken