hahahaha holy shit

I had ChatGPT turn "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." into the most sickening corporate-speak possible, and the results are devastating. Maybe AI isn't all bad (just kidding it's the worst)

18 hours from now would be 4AM tomorrow, not 5AM *yesterday*. How did we fuck up computer so bad that we invented an AI that can't even *count*?

I realized today that I should love myself as much as my cats love me, which is to say “a lot” ❤️