sylveon 🐉
@sylveondreams.bsky.social
they/them. weird fictions enthusiast and social media hater. sweet transvestite from transsexual, transylvaniaaa
came up with TWO ideas in the shower. got out the shower. opened a document. wrote something entirely different in a delirious tired hour and a half. good night everybody it needs to get betad because it's special
August 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
came up with TWO ideas in the shower. got out the shower. opened a document. wrote something entirely different in a delirious tired hour and a half. good night everybody it needs to get betad because it's special
if you buy certain packages of paper towels at my store this week you may get a coupon for ... free ants! take the plastic off
August 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
if you buy certain packages of paper towels at my store this week you may get a coupon for ... free ants! take the plastic off
not sure why i chose to go through buzz cut in my journey to "long hair for a guy". seems counterproductive
August 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
not sure why i chose to go through buzz cut in my journey to "long hair for a guy". seems counterproductive
i wonder if trash had the same trash smell a hundred years ago
June 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
i wonder if trash had the same trash smell a hundred years ago
people talk about creepy little kids but they never mention the creepiest little kids which are preteen boys wearing polo shirts. what are you, an investment banker?
June 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
people talk about creepy little kids but they never mention the creepiest little kids which are preteen boys wearing polo shirts. what are you, an investment banker?
sometimes my mind is shaped like a space station that uses centrifugal force to generate gravity and this makes it very difficult to think properly
January 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
sometimes my mind is shaped like a space station that uses centrifugal force to generate gravity and this makes it very difficult to think properly
i used safety scissors to cut my balls off
December 17, 2024 at 8:16 PM
i used safety scissors to cut my balls off
i wonder if they will still play snowy christmas songs once it no longer snows apart from devastating blizzards
November 30, 2024 at 2:57 PM
i wonder if they will still play snowy christmas songs once it no longer snows apart from devastating blizzards
i think if bears learned how to cook food they would be unstoppable
November 29, 2024 at 12:26 AM
i think if bears learned how to cook food they would be unstoppable
when i was a kid i did not like to blow my nose because it would just get stuffy again very quickly. now that i'm an adult and blow my nose i think i had the right idea.
August 1, 2024 at 2:23 AM
when i was a kid i did not like to blow my nose because it would just get stuffy again very quickly. now that i'm an adult and blow my nose i think i had the right idea.
pokemon fact: machamp uses its four arms to embrace multiple lovers at once
June 29, 2024 at 7:51 AM
pokemon fact: machamp uses its four arms to embrace multiple lovers at once
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apparently it's NOT anti-Semitic to say that "anti-Israel protests are a secret conspiracy funded by Jewish billionaires?"
April 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
apparently it's NOT anti-Semitic to say that "anti-Israel protests are a secret conspiracy funded by Jewish billionaires?"
reading a uline catalog feels like going to home depot except if home depot came uninvited to my house
April 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
reading a uline catalog feels like going to home depot except if home depot came uninvited to my house
haters will ask me what i have in my pants. fidget cube
March 2, 2024 at 12:31 AM
haters will ask me what i have in my pants. fidget cube
ugh i hate character limits
January 7, 2024 at 11:59 AM
ugh i hate character limits
absolutely obsessed im listening to "the sentence is death" by anthony horowitz and the narrator (the fictionalized author) was talking to his agent who told him to start working on his other book and immediately the narration moved into reading a different book. imagine if (1/2)
January 7, 2024 at 11:58 AM
absolutely obsessed im listening to "the sentence is death" by anthony horowitz and the narrator (the fictionalized author) was talking to his agent who told him to start working on his other book and immediately the narration moved into reading a different book. imagine if (1/2)
when i was a kid i used to think that the reason that my mom's cell phone had a different area code was because shes from indiana but turns out i just didnt know shit
January 6, 2024 at 10:01 AM
when i was a kid i used to think that the reason that my mom's cell phone had a different area code was because shes from indiana but turns out i just didnt know shit
what if everyone's true spiritual name was hidden in the patterns of their hair follicles
December 12, 2023 at 6:22 AM
what if everyone's true spiritual name was hidden in the patterns of their hair follicles
gay porn parody of rimworld called rimworld
October 13, 2023 at 2:06 AM
gay porn parody of rimworld called rimworld
someday we will have long since dismantled the police and carceral system and we will look back on today thinking, what a backwards time they held on to a system that didn't work for so long
October 6, 2023 at 4:28 PM
someday we will have long since dismantled the police and carceral system and we will look back on today thinking, what a backwards time they held on to a system that didn't work for so long
fell victim to the common blunder of #masturbating until my brain fell out
October 6, 2023 at 12:50 AM
fell victim to the common blunder of #masturbating until my brain fell out
in my asexual era (again)
October 4, 2023 at 5:53 AM
in my asexual era (again)
guilty of 2 am sewing machine again im sorry
October 2, 2023 at 6:26 AM
guilty of 2 am sewing machine again im sorry
hot mama knots in my mouth? sign me tf up :)
September 25, 2023 at 2:00 AM
hot mama knots in my mouth? sign me tf up :)