Vacuum Sealed Gumbo🦀
@syljaykay.bsky.social
I call men names.
Between 22 & 42 || Tech bae || Dog mom || Horse girl || TX sweet tea || She/Her/Finer Woman || Not arguing with internet strangers || Here looking for my soul mate || Sleep Number: 25
SkyClear Flight Crew✈️
Nothing to see here
Between 22 & 42 || Tech bae || Dog mom || Horse girl || TX sweet tea || She/Her/Finer Woman || Not arguing with internet strangers || Here looking for my soul mate || Sleep Number: 25
SkyClear Flight Crew✈️
Nothing to see here
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Hey y'all. I'm Sylvia.
• A regular ass professional auntie in real life
• Kids are not allowed to have my number
• Super dog mom
• Extremely planty
• Not arguing with internet strangers
• Definitely not picking a fight with you
• Fluent in sarcasm
#BlackSky
Hey y'all. I'm Sylvia.
• A regular ass professional auntie in real life
• Kids are not allowed to have my number
• Super dog mom
• Extremely planty
• Not arguing with internet strangers
• Definitely not picking a fight with you
• Fluent in sarcasm
#BlackSky
This is my 13th reason.
Deactivated!
Deactivated!
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is my 13th reason.
Deactivated!
Deactivated!
Reposted by Vacuum Sealed Gumbo🦀
I have space for ONE more website client this year.
$1100 ✨ Instead of $3500.
Get a logo, business cards, a strategy session and social media post templates too for $1500
You keep thinking about whether or not you wanna go for it for the new year…
$1100 ✨ Instead of $3500.
Get a logo, business cards, a strategy session and social media post templates too for $1500
You keep thinking about whether or not you wanna go for it for the new year…
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I have space for ONE more website client this year.
$1100 ✨ Instead of $3500.
Get a logo, business cards, a strategy session and social media post templates too for $1500
You keep thinking about whether or not you wanna go for it for the new year…
$1100 ✨ Instead of $3500.
Get a logo, business cards, a strategy session and social media post templates too for $1500
You keep thinking about whether or not you wanna go for it for the new year…
I was in a really good mood today and I hate it. I do not like having good days. I know it's not going to last.😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I was in a really good mood today and I hate it. I do not like having good days. I know it's not going to last.😭😭😭
Absolutely–Specifically, these ones right here.
December 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Absolutely–Specifically, these ones right here.
Miss mama's sock of [ai] gumbo is 125. I'll sell you a gallon sized bag and throw in 2 cups of rice, a sleeve of saltines, and a hot sauce packet for a hunnid.
DM me. I got you.😉
DM me. I got you.😉
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Miss mama's sock of [ai] gumbo is 125. I'll sell you a gallon sized bag and throw in 2 cups of rice, a sleeve of saltines, and a hot sauce packet for a hunnid.
DM me. I got you.😉
DM me. I got you.😉
Is this the AI?
Baby, are those carrots and olives?...
Baby, are those carrots and olives?...
December 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Is this the AI?
Baby, are those carrots and olives?...
Baby, are those carrots and olives?...
1 day closer to king cake season.
a close up of a woman 's face with a hbo logo in the corner
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a hbo logo in the corner
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December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
1 day closer to king cake season.
Oh, look. A new anthem.
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh, look. A new anthem.
How do I unsee this?
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
How do I unsee this?
Reminding us that y'all weren't born in the 99 and 2000s...
Once again telling us that y'all didn't watch the world trade centers go down live at school.
WE GET IT!!! Now bring auntie that cup over there with my teeth in it.
Once again telling us that y'all didn't watch the world trade centers go down live at school.
WE GET IT!!! Now bring auntie that cup over there with my teeth in it.
December 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Reminding us that y'all weren't born in the 99 and 2000s...
Once again telling us that y'all didn't watch the world trade centers go down live at school.
WE GET IT!!! Now bring auntie that cup over there with my teeth in it.
Once again telling us that y'all didn't watch the world trade centers go down live at school.
WE GET IT!!! Now bring auntie that cup over there with my teeth in it.
December 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
WHEEL
OF
TOPIIICSSS
OF
TOPIIICSSS
a woman is standing in front of a large screen with green squares on it on a game show .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a large screen with green squares on it on a game show .
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December 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
WHEEL
OF
TOPIIICSSS
OF
TOPIIICSSS
No [Black] Texas women slander will be tolerated!
a man says i 'm from texas on snl
ALT: a man says i 'm from texas on snl
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No [Black] Texas women slander will be tolerated!
TEXAS WOMEN ARE GOT DAMN SAINTS WITH G*NS!
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
TEXAS WOMEN ARE GOT DAMN SAINTS WITH G*NS!
I beg your finest got damn pardon!
Texas women ain't never did nobody NOTHING!
Texas women ain't never did nobody NOTHING!
Only worse women on earth is California women and Texas women
December 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I beg your finest got damn pardon!
Texas women ain't never did nobody NOTHING!
Texas women ain't never did nobody NOTHING!
*Smiles in 80° Christmas*
I have on shorts right now. Lol
I have on shorts right now. Lol
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
*Smiles in 80° Christmas*
I have on shorts right now. Lol
I have on shorts right now. Lol
What part of the Bible is this from?
Quickly.
Quickly.
December 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What part of the Bible is this from?
Quickly.
Quickly.
Me sinply existing:
Somebody's very fortunate son:
Somebody's very fortunate son:
December 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Me sinply existing:
Somebody's very fortunate son:
Somebody's very fortunate son:
Record it for the class to see.
December 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Record it for the class to see.
Did IT happen yet?
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Did IT happen yet?