Syd Lexia
@sydlexia.bsky.social
RIP Udo Kier.
Gonna watch Cigarette Burns in his honor.
Gonna watch Cigarette Burns in his honor.
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
RIP Udo Kier.
Gonna watch Cigarette Burns in his honor.
Gonna watch Cigarette Burns in his honor.
I used to be friends with this girl who would get like, IRRATIONALLY annoyed, when I did this.
So in deference to her, I hope she's dead. Because I'll never be able to relate to being dead. I'm more alive than ever!
So in deference to her, I hope she's dead. Because I'll never be able to relate to being dead. I'm more alive than ever!
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I used to be friends with this girl who would get like, IRRATIONALLY annoyed, when I did this.
So in deference to her, I hope she's dead. Because I'll never be able to relate to being dead. I'm more alive than ever!
So in deference to her, I hope she's dead. Because I'll never be able to relate to being dead. I'm more alive than ever!
I came up with the perfect joke!
*checks notes*
…four months too late.
*checks notes*
…four months too late.
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I came up with the perfect joke!
*checks notes*
…four months too late.
*checks notes*
…four months too late.
POV: It's 2nd grade and your Asian friend is visiting your house for the first time.
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
POV: It's 2nd grade and your Asian friend is visiting your house for the first time.
Apparently the anarchy tattoo Janeane Garafalo has in this scene is real. So I can only assume this is also how she dresses IRL.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Apparently the anarchy tattoo Janeane Garafalo has in this scene is real. So I can only assume this is also how she dresses IRL.
This meme is a bad idea, right?
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This meme is a bad idea, right?
Behold, the "Sad and Hungry at 2 AM" pride flag.
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Behold, the "Sad and Hungry at 2 AM" pride flag.
Saw this on Twitter and this is like THE WORST fucking answer.
A “best single line” needs to be able to stand alone. It needs to make sense without further context.
Something like “Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain” or “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel”
Her choice doesn’t.
A “best single line” needs to be able to stand alone. It needs to make sense without further context.
Something like “Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain” or “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel”
Her choice doesn’t.
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Saw this on Twitter and this is like THE WORST fucking answer.
A “best single line” needs to be able to stand alone. It needs to make sense without further context.
Something like “Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain” or “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel”
Her choice doesn’t.
A “best single line” needs to be able to stand alone. It needs to make sense without further context.
Something like “Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain” or “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel”
Her choice doesn’t.
POV: You’re 10 years old, Halloween was almost two weeks ago, and you already ate all the good candy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
POV: You’re 10 years old, Halloween was almost two weeks ago, and you already ate all the good candy.
Watching absolute garbage on YouTube and I love it. #sorrynotsorry
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Watching absolute garbage on YouTube and I love it. #sorrynotsorry
Actual footage of me doing any part of any job.
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Actual footage of me doing any part of any job.
The Jedi I admired most.
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The Jedi I admired most.
I lost my soul when I fell to earth
My planets called me to the void of my birth
The time has come for me to kill this game
Now open wide and say my name
My planets called me to the void of my birth
The time has come for me to kill this game
Now open wide and say my name
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I lost my soul when I fell to earth
My planets called me to the void of my birth
The time has come for me to kill this game
Now open wide and say my name
My planets called me to the void of my birth
The time has come for me to kill this game
Now open wide and say my name
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The 1/1 One Ring variant is correct. Final Fantasy has 77 Golden Chocobos.
October 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The 1/1 One Ring variant is correct. Final Fantasy has 77 Golden Chocobos.
I went to my house cat
And guess what she told me
Guess what she told me
She said meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Mew mew mew
But she’s a fool
Because meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Mew mew
And guess what she told me
Guess what she told me
She said meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Mew mew mew
But she’s a fool
Because meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Mew mew
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I went to my house cat
And guess what she told me
Guess what she told me
She said meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Mew mew mew
But she’s a fool
Because meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Mew mew
And guess what she told me
Guess what she told me
She said meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Mew mew mew
But she’s a fool
Because meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Mew mew
It’s been 15 years since Jamie Lee Curtis forgot how to poop.
October 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s been 15 years since Jamie Lee Curtis forgot how to poop.
CIA: Pawsama Bin Meowdin Determined To Scratch Brand New Sofa
October 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
CIA: Pawsama Bin Meowdin Determined To Scratch Brand New Sofa
I asked ChatGPT to draw Taylor Swift if she were President, and I got this:
September 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I asked ChatGPT to draw Taylor Swift if she were President, and I got this: