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I think the best way to propose to a girl is this:

You drive her to a remote area and there’s a gazebo, and light strings, and roses, and fireflies. And then like 15 feet away there’s a large hole and a shovel.

And then you get down on one knee and she says yes.
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia.

1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.

2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.

3. Russia pays everyone for everything.

4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Actually, no one has asked me that before! He definitely learned enough ASL to say his lines and have a short conversation. I’m not sure how much he learned, but they were able to communicate.

Keep in mind that he was British, and BSL is completely different!
@marawilson.bsky.social hey Mara, I’m sure you’ve answered this a million times, but did Richard Attenborough actually learn sign language for that scene in Miracle on 34th Street? It’s a really sweet moment in the film. :)
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Guys think it’s so hard to get a woman interested in you. It’s not.

All you need are Bruno Magli shoes, a cool belt buckle, and an ad in your local paper for a video calendar shoot.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Can anyone give me a single good reason why prerelease cards can't have an awesome datestamp like this? Why can't they just say "Prerelease 20XX" in gold instead of having the damn Burger King logo on them? It would be way cooler. @maro254.bsky.social @gavinverhey.bsky.social #mtg
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I've had a headache for about a week and ibuprofen has done almost nothing to help.

My first thought is brain cancer.

My second thought is, oh well.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
TBH, I would *not* want to live with a cinnamon girl. Too spicy! And she’s probably got an OF.
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“The devil works hard, but [whoever] works harder” is an idiotic phrase that only braindead morons use.

The devil DOESN’T work hard.

That’s his whole thing. Humans are such weak, easily corrupted losers that it takes minimal coercion to bring us into his eternal darkness.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
RIP Udo Kier.

Gonna watch Cigarette Burns in his honor.
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.

variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I love this movie so much: youtu.be/PGHRkervPL4?...
Trapped in Paradise (1994) Trailer
YouTube video by theparallaxreview
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I have never heard anything about avatar from anyone after the first film. I’m still trying to wrap my head around there being up to like, 4 of them now? What is this, the Land Before Time?
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Idea for a villain: “Psycho” Sue Mattock.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Interesting comment I saw Reddit earlier that I feel hits the mark perfectly: "Bill Hicks was looking for applause, not laughs."

He was the prototype for whatever it is Bill Maher does.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Pitch: a text parser adventure game with a complicated and seemingly impossible final puzzle in an abandoned church. Like maybe a 100-tile sliding puzzle or something.

And then the solution is a literal Hail Mary.
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I wonder if this is why Iran recently announced they were no longer enriching uranium. They need help and they don't have a lot of friends. So here come the concessions.
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'

#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You know what's weird? I guarantee you that anyone in North America or Japan who has ever enjoyed any Nintendo console has at least a vague idea what the NES/Famicom is.

In its heyday, it seemed ubiquitous.

And yet, its lifetime sales are only ~62 million worldwide.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Nintendo should buy back majority ownership of the Mariners.
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is doing a remake of Nixon's "last press conference" from 1962.

You know, the guy who famously went on to hold zero political offices after 1962.
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Why the fuck is this on bluesky? I feel like the majority of people do not live the in 9th District of Illinois. I sure don't. Why the hell am I seeing this?
Live in Illinois' Ninth District? Want to support the campaign?

Get a yard sign delivered FREE to your home!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
4.5 episodes in, and I heavily dislike the third season of #TheDiplomat so far.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If I were president, I would greatly increase civil rights while simultaneously cracking down on recreational rights.

We'd ban marijuana. We'd ban online gambling. We'd make physical exclusive to Vegas and the reservations.

These things are distractions that keep you docile.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I think King's Quest V was the beginning of the end for Sierra, because that's when they started AGGRESSIVELY adding QTE-style puzzles into their games.

No one wants reflex tests in their click and point adventure games.
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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I'd say up to the first Avengers the movies were good, if not that spectacular but after that it all become constant setups. Last movie from the MCU I watched was the first Guardians.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM