You see how the lights go out? That isn't happening. The lights were continuously lit but the video shows this. 😲 🤯

Not quite a year ago I was in the midst of spatchcocking the Thanksgiving turkey when the kitchen shears stopped doing the trick. So I got out the cleaver. On the third whack, the knuckle of my left thumb edged into the swing zone. It stopped bleeding with a bandage and direct pressure. 😵‍💫

Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies who they're dealing with (... but I am a newbie, obvs.)