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Sybaritic Thrall
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NSFW. Kinky. Submissive. Mostly water. Not apple green ice cream that melts in your hands.
I keep seeing variations on this ad & I just got to ask, what's with the "disappear for 1 month" thing?

Advertising fascinates me. I assume there some logic to what the ad is appealing to. Like I'm trying to guess the shape of a moth by looking an orchid. What is the shape of the mind this targets?
May 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Silly step-goal status so far… fwiw.
March 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I uhm, I like U-Green, they make fun little chargers & battery banks that have cute little faces on them… but I sort of doubt their products have capacity to make Valentine’s Day unforgettable…

Unless they are charging vibrators & other sex toys.

So actually, I stand corrected. Carry on U-green.
February 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This image is missing a dog with a "this is fine" thought bubble.

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January 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Here they are falling in love.

I only actually remembered the movie because of the whole "Good Package/Big Gun" joke, which I always thought was hilarious. But after I found a good copy and watched it I pretty much only think of the Domme scene now.
January 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Yes, I remember that movie. I saw it on some late night random made for TV craziness censored movie. Years later I tracked it down because I remember some other random scene...

Here is the aforementioned Domme.
January 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
From a few days ago. I was really disappointed me smashing enter over and over again didn't make "atrix" a real word. Fuck it, I'm going to make it a word in 2025.

Atrix: adj, cool in a sexy confident way. e.g. "Damn that is so atrix."

I'm open to suggestions for other definitions or usages.
December 30, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Fun deck of cards I found.
November 22, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Got a lot to do today.
October 19, 2024 at 8:24 PM
… for AI.
September 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I play connections every morning.

When I see shit like this I swear it’s fucking with me.
September 14, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I feel like this is the headline that gets slowly panned past at the beginning of a horror film.
September 4, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Here is a screen shot of what I see there.
September 4, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Apparently I have a favorite tennis player.
August 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I'm thinking of getting govee lights for an accent around my desk... but I'm concerned about whatever they are doing to the people at this party.
July 9, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I work from home mostly, which lets me to do a lot of meetings walking with my phone.

The past few days have been bizarrely hectic both in and out of work, by the time I finished work yesterday I realized I’d nearly walked 2/3s of a marathon in loops around my neighborhood… so I… just finished it…
May 22, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Being productive is easy!
April 21, 2024 at 5:37 PM