Sybaritic Thrall
@sybaritict.bsky.social
NSFW. Kinky. Submissive. Mostly water. Not apple green ice cream that melts in your hands.
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Sybaritic Thrall
@sybaritict.bsky.social
· Dec 31
Fun facts:
I'm not looking for a Domme.
I'm not here to hassle anyone.
This is my only social media account.
The little clasps that hold up stockings are awesome.
I only come here on my laptop so sometimes it takes me a while to respond to comments.
Not all puns are dad jokes.
Nerd but not tech-bro.
I'm not looking for a Domme.
I'm not here to hassle anyone.
This is my only social media account.
The little clasps that hold up stockings are awesome.
I only come here on my laptop so sometimes it takes me a while to respond to comments.
Not all puns are dad jokes.
Nerd but not tech-bro.
I think the largest source of existential malaise is that we've already invented lingerie...
Nothing will ever live up to that.
Quantum mechanics? Light can be a wave or particle depending on observation? Cool, whatever.
Garter belts, are the only double slits we need...
Nothing will ever live up to that.
Quantum mechanics? Light can be a wave or particle depending on observation? Cool, whatever.
Garter belts, are the only double slits we need...
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I think the largest source of existential malaise is that we've already invented lingerie...
Nothing will ever live up to that.
Quantum mechanics? Light can be a wave or particle depending on observation? Cool, whatever.
Garter belts, are the only double slits we need...
Nothing will ever live up to that.
Quantum mechanics? Light can be a wave or particle depending on observation? Cool, whatever.
Garter belts, are the only double slits we need...
If you'd told me when I first encountered social media that I'd look back on distinct eras like some paleontologist excitedly gesturing at rock stratum...
Basically I still miss Tumblr.
Basically I still miss Tumblr.
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
If you'd told me when I first encountered social media that I'd look back on distinct eras like some paleontologist excitedly gesturing at rock stratum...
Basically I still miss Tumblr.
Basically I still miss Tumblr.
The amount of code I've written in service of porn and kink is surprising to me. I've never done it professionally... though I did once notice a security vulnerability on a sex toys website and report it to them. That was nice.
I think I'm happiest when I'm coding kinkily.
I think I'm happiest when I'm coding kinkily.
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The amount of code I've written in service of porn and kink is surprising to me. I've never done it professionally... though I did once notice a security vulnerability on a sex toys website and report it to them. That was nice.
I think I'm happiest when I'm coding kinkily.
I think I'm happiest when I'm coding kinkily.
I think its time I put social media back on my phone... sure... it may mean accidentally showing the people in line at the coffee shop unexpected boobies...
but... who doesn't love unexpected boobies?
but... who doesn't love unexpected boobies?
December 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I think its time I put social media back on my phone... sure... it may mean accidentally showing the people in line at the coffee shop unexpected boobies...
but... who doesn't love unexpected boobies?
but... who doesn't love unexpected boobies?
"Oh my gosh, I saw a room decoration you'd just have loved!"
"REALLY? Where?! Send me a link!"
*Thinks for a sec, realizes it was in porn.*
"Uhm... I will look for the link." I will find a link... some link.. any link...
- three hours later -
"WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING ON PINTREST AI SLOP!?!"
"REALLY? Where?! Send me a link!"
*Thinks for a sec, realizes it was in porn.*
"Uhm... I will look for the link." I will find a link... some link.. any link...
- three hours later -
"WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING ON PINTREST AI SLOP!?!"
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"Oh my gosh, I saw a room decoration you'd just have loved!"
"REALLY? Where?! Send me a link!"
*Thinks for a sec, realizes it was in porn.*
"Uhm... I will look for the link." I will find a link... some link.. any link...
- three hours later -
"WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING ON PINTREST AI SLOP!?!"
"REALLY? Where?! Send me a link!"
*Thinks for a sec, realizes it was in porn.*
"Uhm... I will look for the link." I will find a link... some link.. any link...
- three hours later -
"WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING ON PINTREST AI SLOP!?!"
Sci-fi movie idea:
Aliens invade Earth to take its resources! But the twist is what they take is all the bitcoins! Then the earth peeps have to make starships to chase down the aliens to get all the bitcoins back!
Meanwhile on back on earth it is all Mad Maxish, because... no bitcoins.
Aliens invade Earth to take its resources! But the twist is what they take is all the bitcoins! Then the earth peeps have to make starships to chase down the aliens to get all the bitcoins back!
Meanwhile on back on earth it is all Mad Maxish, because... no bitcoins.
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Sci-fi movie idea:
Aliens invade Earth to take its resources! But the twist is what they take is all the bitcoins! Then the earth peeps have to make starships to chase down the aliens to get all the bitcoins back!
Meanwhile on back on earth it is all Mad Maxish, because... no bitcoins.
Aliens invade Earth to take its resources! But the twist is what they take is all the bitcoins! Then the earth peeps have to make starships to chase down the aliens to get all the bitcoins back!
Meanwhile on back on earth it is all Mad Maxish, because... no bitcoins.
I'm working on the perfect Thanksgiving playlist. Here is what I have so far.
1. Erotica - Madonna
2. S&M - Riri
3. Satisfaction - Benny Benassi
4. I know what boys like - The Waitresses
5. Venus - Bananarama
6. Sweet Dreams (are made of this) - Eurythmics
Feel free to suggest others!
1. Erotica - Madonna
2. S&M - Riri
3. Satisfaction - Benny Benassi
4. I know what boys like - The Waitresses
5. Venus - Bananarama
6. Sweet Dreams (are made of this) - Eurythmics
Feel free to suggest others!
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm working on the perfect Thanksgiving playlist. Here is what I have so far.
1. Erotica - Madonna
2. S&M - Riri
3. Satisfaction - Benny Benassi
4. I know what boys like - The Waitresses
5. Venus - Bananarama
6. Sweet Dreams (are made of this) - Eurythmics
Feel free to suggest others!
1. Erotica - Madonna
2. S&M - Riri
3. Satisfaction - Benny Benassi
4. I know what boys like - The Waitresses
5. Venus - Bananarama
6. Sweet Dreams (are made of this) - Eurythmics
Feel free to suggest others!
Holy fuck! I'm on vacation!
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Holy fuck! I'm on vacation!
Before you are 3 doors, 1 leads to freedom, the others death.
Each door has an identical guard. 1 guard always tells the truth, 1 always lies & 1 is a network of weighted probabilities that can't really be said to lie or tell the truth or even be right or wrong.
You can ask one question...
Each door has an identical guard. 1 guard always tells the truth, 1 always lies & 1 is a network of weighted probabilities that can't really be said to lie or tell the truth or even be right or wrong.
You can ask one question...
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Before you are 3 doors, 1 leads to freedom, the others death.
Each door has an identical guard. 1 guard always tells the truth, 1 always lies & 1 is a network of weighted probabilities that can't really be said to lie or tell the truth or even be right or wrong.
You can ask one question...
Each door has an identical guard. 1 guard always tells the truth, 1 always lies & 1 is a network of weighted probabilities that can't really be said to lie or tell the truth or even be right or wrong.
You can ask one question...
Manager: We want people to take risks, but risks we know aren't going to fail.
Me: That's cool, I want people to use words, but to know what those words mean.
Me (outside voice): K.
Me: That's cool, I want people to use words, but to know what those words mean.
Me (outside voice): K.
November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Manager: We want people to take risks, but risks we know aren't going to fail.
Me: That's cool, I want people to use words, but to know what those words mean.
Me (outside voice): K.
Me: That's cool, I want people to use words, but to know what those words mean.
Me (outside voice): K.
: I'm going to do this super nice thing for you.
: Oh wow! Thank you! That is so kind.
: Well... in return I expect...
: Wait, no... never mind, I'm out. I'm not interested in debts disguised as gifts...
: Oh wow! Thank you! That is so kind.
: Well... in return I expect...
: Wait, no... never mind, I'm out. I'm not interested in debts disguised as gifts...
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
: I'm going to do this super nice thing for you.
: Oh wow! Thank you! That is so kind.
: Well... in return I expect...
: Wait, no... never mind, I'm out. I'm not interested in debts disguised as gifts...
: Oh wow! Thank you! That is so kind.
: Well... in return I expect...
: Wait, no... never mind, I'm out. I'm not interested in debts disguised as gifts...
Cancelled meeting are grown up snow days.
October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Cancelled meeting are grown up snow days.
Pro-tip: Instead of using AI to generate an email, just send the the AI prompt instead of the email. It is more concise and if so motivated the recipient can just feed the prompt to their own AI and generate versions of the email until they are happy with what you have to say.
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Pro-tip: Instead of using AI to generate an email, just send the the AI prompt instead of the email. It is more concise and if so motivated the recipient can just feed the prompt to their own AI and generate versions of the email until they are happy with what you have to say.
I've always wanted some cool sounding idea named after me, like a theorem or conjecture or axiom… (or a wager or razor).
Anyway, This is the best I’ve got.
Sybaritic’s Paradox: “It's more fun to talk to kinky people about non-kinky things than it is to talk to non-kinky people about kinky things.”
Anyway, This is the best I’ve got.
Sybaritic’s Paradox: “It's more fun to talk to kinky people about non-kinky things than it is to talk to non-kinky people about kinky things.”
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I've always wanted some cool sounding idea named after me, like a theorem or conjecture or axiom… (or a wager or razor).
Anyway, This is the best I’ve got.
Sybaritic’s Paradox: “It's more fun to talk to kinky people about non-kinky things than it is to talk to non-kinky people about kinky things.”
Anyway, This is the best I’ve got.
Sybaritic’s Paradox: “It's more fun to talk to kinky people about non-kinky things than it is to talk to non-kinky people about kinky things.”
Any day that ends with me doing a bunch of trigonometry is a very weird day.
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Any day that ends with me doing a bunch of trigonometry is a very weird day.
If you throw something at someone they are likely to dodge.
If you like something at someone they are also likely to dodge.
If you like something at someone they are also likely to dodge.
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If you throw something at someone they are likely to dodge.
If you like something at someone they are also likely to dodge.
If you like something at someone they are also likely to dodge.
The sudden shock of realizing the last video you were editing in iMovie was porn.
October 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The sudden shock of realizing the last video you were editing in iMovie was porn.
I wonder if there are going to be "maybe just one or two kings" counter protests.
October 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I wonder if there are going to be "maybe just one or two kings" counter protests.
Recent AI commercials seem to pitch a future where we are all "Christian de Neuvillette"s with AI as our "Cyrano"s.
October 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Recent AI commercials seem to pitch a future where we are all "Christian de Neuvillette"s with AI as our "Cyrano"s.
I don’t need a moral framework to hate nazis and love hedonists.
October 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I don’t need a moral framework to hate nazis and love hedonists.
TV shows are kinda just homework for friendships.
October 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
TV shows are kinda just homework for friendships.
I'm sorry, I was looking at porn, could you repeat the question?
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm sorry, I was looking at porn, could you repeat the question?
There needs to be a term like "jet lag" for when you've been working super late nights and then suddenly have to attend a 6AM meeting.
October 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
There needs to be a term like "jet lag" for when you've been working super late nights and then suddenly have to attend a 6AM meeting.
There are 5 main conflict types in story telling.
Man vs Man
Man vs Nature
Man vs Himself
Man vs Society
Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit vs vampires and werewolves.
Man vs Man
Man vs Nature
Man vs Himself
Man vs Society
Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit vs vampires and werewolves.
October 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
There are 5 main conflict types in story telling.
Man vs Man
Man vs Nature
Man vs Himself
Man vs Society
Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit vs vampires and werewolves.
Man vs Man
Man vs Nature
Man vs Himself
Man vs Society
Kate Beckinsale in a catsuit vs vampires and werewolves.
There comes a time when you just have to say fuck it and get drunk at lunch... I'm not saying that time is now.. I'm saying that time was 3 hours ago.
October 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
There comes a time when you just have to say fuck it and get drunk at lunch... I'm not saying that time is now.. I'm saying that time was 3 hours ago.