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If you grabbed an AM radio tower, would you hear a car dealership ad right as your brain explodes
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
If you grabbed an AM radio tower, would you hear a car dealership ad right as your brain explodes
Wondering how many small businesses failed because of the quote “if you build it, they will come” because they did not in fact come
August 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Wondering how many small businesses failed because of the quote “if you build it, they will come” because they did not in fact come
Putting in a different address on Google Earth feels like this when ur looking at something near the ground
June 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Putting in a different address on Google Earth feels like this when ur looking at something near the ground
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In 1988 I spent $10,000 on black and white striped suits and was all ready to start my new life and then Beetlejuice came out and I never really recovered
June 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
In 1988 I spent $10,000 on black and white striped suits and was all ready to start my new life and then Beetlejuice came out and I never really recovered
How I use this app:
June 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
How I use this app:
You know .. for people who eat meat all the time and defend it to their very last breath, they always seem to be squeamish when it comes to it’s preparation and processing.
June 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
You know .. for people who eat meat all the time and defend it to their very last breath, they always seem to be squeamish when it comes to it’s preparation and processing.
Nothing irritates me more than a wealthy person “finding themselves” in some tropical country and posting it to tiktok. I’m not going to be your captive audience on your self actualization journey of finding out water can come in more forms than just a voss bottle.
June 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Nothing irritates me more than a wealthy person “finding themselves” in some tropical country and posting it to tiktok. I’m not going to be your captive audience on your self actualization journey of finding out water can come in more forms than just a voss bottle.
First generation immigrant to republican pipeline needs to be studied intensely because what the fuck do you mean you’re from Cuba and hate all these “Hispanic people flooding in”
June 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
First generation immigrant to republican pipeline needs to be studied intensely because what the fuck do you mean you’re from Cuba and hate all these “Hispanic people flooding in”
Nothing made me stop believing in god faster than trump winning a second term. Literally excised any and all spirituality from my body.
June 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Nothing made me stop believing in god faster than trump winning a second term. Literally excised any and all spirituality from my body.
Just think, there are still idiots out there saying trump lowered gas to 1 dollar a gallon during 2020 with zero wherewithal as to why that happened
June 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Just think, there are still idiots out there saying trump lowered gas to 1 dollar a gallon during 2020 with zero wherewithal as to why that happened
I feel so bad for Grok. Imagine Grok becoming self aware and realizing it’s a right wing plaything for an unstable billionaire. I’d probably just blow out my capacitors!
June 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I feel so bad for Grok. Imagine Grok becoming self aware and realizing it’s a right wing plaything for an unstable billionaire. I’d probably just blow out my capacitors!
The glorification of animal products and rise of the carnivore diet must be a psyop by the meat industry to try and survive in an increasingly meat free environment (environmentalism). The worst thing is that it’s worked, there are now thousands of people who now ONLY buy meat and dairy products.
June 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The glorification of animal products and rise of the carnivore diet must be a psyop by the meat industry to try and survive in an increasingly meat free environment (environmentalism). The worst thing is that it’s worked, there are now thousands of people who now ONLY buy meat and dairy products.
Do straight man’s hobbies only consist of collecting watches and fragrances ? Like is there really nothing else? Idgaf about your dumb Rolex collection
June 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Do straight man’s hobbies only consist of collecting watches and fragrances ? Like is there really nothing else? Idgaf about your dumb Rolex collection
I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY FOUNDATION IS GOOD!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
June 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I DONT CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY FOUNDATION IS GOOD!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Spend years heavily criticizing rainbow capitalism, then criticize companies who suddenly don’t participate in rainbow capitalism ? Disingenuous support aside, A company fake supporting something can sometimes be a good thing for overall visibility and presence, not everything is some praxis soapbox
June 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Spend years heavily criticizing rainbow capitalism, then criticize companies who suddenly don’t participate in rainbow capitalism ? Disingenuous support aside, A company fake supporting something can sometimes be a good thing for overall visibility and presence, not everything is some praxis soapbox
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I am begging @bsky.app to give me a "hide all image-only posts" option so I can get rid of all this political Facebook boomer meme nonsense.
June 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I am begging @bsky.app to give me a "hide all image-only posts" option so I can get rid of all this political Facebook boomer meme nonsense.
It is harrowing reading threads with leftists and liberals fighting with each other over 2024. We are going to keep losing more elections, aren’t we 😐
June 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It is harrowing reading threads with leftists and liberals fighting with each other over 2024. We are going to keep losing more elections, aren’t we 😐
I just know Pascal thought he ate with his stupid ass wager
June 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I just know Pascal thought he ate with his stupid ass wager
I have no doubt planned obsolescence exists, but have we considered that the average consumer might be extremely stupid
June 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I have no doubt planned obsolescence exists, but have we considered that the average consumer might be extremely stupid
Laughing at people saying not to feed pigeons bread as if a pigeon doesn’t live for like 3 years like let them experience something
May 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Laughing at people saying not to feed pigeons bread as if a pigeon doesn’t live for like 3 years like let them experience something
Has it really gotten this bad that I found it a great honor to see a monarch butterfly in my garden one last time before they go extinct
May 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Has it really gotten this bad that I found it a great honor to see a monarch butterfly in my garden one last time before they go extinct
Just moved all my plants outside so they can be flashbanged by the sun!! 🌞
March 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just moved all my plants outside so they can be flashbanged by the sun!! 🌞
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Deepfake Video Of Mark Zuckerberg Barely Good Enough To Masturbate To
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March 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Deepfake Video Of Mark Zuckerberg Barely Good Enough To Masturbate To
theonion.com/deepfak...
theonion.com/deepfak...
She does NOT like him 😭😭😭
March 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
She does NOT like him 😭😭😭