Nina Telegina
@swordsofwords.bsky.social
Writer, performer, poet 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦
Non-committed pagan with a love of witchy stuff.
Love doing ALL the crafts. Most of them badly.
www.swordsofwords.com
Non-committed pagan with a love of witchy stuff.
Love doing ALL the crafts. Most of them badly.
www.swordsofwords.com
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Nina Telegina
@swordsofwords.bsky.social
· Feb 11
This is Gus. Gus the gauntlet. One day Gus dreams of being part of a suit of armour. Unfortunately, despite my efforts to clean him so far, Gus & I have had to admit that *inside* he is VERY rusty. Therefore we are about to embark on a restoration journey. Thoughts & slayers please for Gus! 1/2
Ah, the Roman back massage!
Happy ides of march!
Today it is tradition to give the gift of stabbing to would-be dictators 🫶🏻
Today it is tradition to give the gift of stabbing to would-be dictators 🫶🏻
March 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ah, the Roman back massage!
A friend just sent me an AI generated image of American revolutionaries throwing Teslas into the Boston Harbor and I swear this timeline just gets weirder.
March 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A friend just sent me an AI generated image of American revolutionaries throwing Teslas into the Boston Harbor and I swear this timeline just gets weirder.
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Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social splices our mainbraces this March 16th, 7-9pm at the Mole Hole, Gravesend! Sign up for the open mic on the night. Free entry but support us on Eventbrite or we'll plunder your doubloons.
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Nina Telegina at Holy Moly Spoken Word
Part-time pirate advocate (and excellent poet) Nina Telegina takes to our stage this March. Plus our regular open mic!
www.eventbrite.co.uk
March 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Nina Telegina @swordsofwords.bsky.social splices our mainbraces this March 16th, 7-9pm at the Mole Hole, Gravesend! Sign up for the open mic on the night. Free entry but support us on Eventbrite or we'll plunder your doubloons.
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nina-teleg...
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/nina-teleg...
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Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
March 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
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'Did you even say thank you?'
March 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
'Did you even say thank you?'
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All of them.
February 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
All of them.
Had a dream that Netflix, instead of offering streaming, now offered "constant screaming". And everyone named Terry had now been renamed "Terror".
So that's how my night went.
So that's how my night went.
February 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Had a dream that Netflix, instead of offering streaming, now offered "constant screaming". And everyone named Terry had now been renamed "Terror".
So that's how my night went.
So that's how my night went.
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This is my test rivet. It is also my first ever rivet. I have successfully hammered my first bit of steel into place.
I AM LAUGHING LIKE A GOBLIN!
This may be the stupidest timeline, but I am embracing my stupidest talents: watching YouTube tutorials and weilding a hammer
I AM LAUGHING LIKE A GOBLIN!
This may be the stupidest timeline, but I am embracing my stupidest talents: watching YouTube tutorials and weilding a hammer
February 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is my test rivet. It is also my first ever rivet. I have successfully hammered my first bit of steel into place.
I AM LAUGHING LIKE A GOBLIN!
This may be the stupidest timeline, but I am embracing my stupidest talents: watching YouTube tutorials and weilding a hammer
I AM LAUGHING LIKE A GOBLIN!
This may be the stupidest timeline, but I am embracing my stupidest talents: watching YouTube tutorials and weilding a hammer
This is Gus. Gus the gauntlet. One day Gus dreams of being part of a suit of armour. Unfortunately, despite my efforts to clean him so far, Gus & I have had to admit that *inside* he is VERY rusty. Therefore we are about to embark on a restoration journey. Thoughts & slayers please for Gus! 1/2
February 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This is Gus. Gus the gauntlet. One day Gus dreams of being part of a suit of armour. Unfortunately, despite my efforts to clean him so far, Gus & I have had to admit that *inside* he is VERY rusty. Therefore we are about to embark on a restoration journey. Thoughts & slayers please for Gus! 1/2
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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A rare species of bed alligator has been spotted recently at my house. He lies in wait to pounce on anyone who comes within snuggle distance
February 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A rare species of bed alligator has been spotted recently at my house. He lies in wait to pounce on anyone who comes within snuggle distance
Men don't have emotions, they're too rational. So they have delusions of grandeur instead.
They say women are so emotional but then a man goes and buys an entire social media platform so he can win another man an election because he can’t himself run for president so he can go ruin all the organizations he holds grudges against, sure bro.
February 6, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Men don't have emotions, they're too rational. So they have delusions of grandeur instead.
New Despicable Me villain just dropped
February 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
New Despicable Me villain just dropped
OK this is more like it.
HOLY SHIT!! Rep. Kamlager-Dove:
“It is total corruption for an unelected unqualified billionaire like Elon Musk to…take control of our government to have access… of the information we use when we are trying to get a motherfucking tax return.”
“It is total corruption for an unelected unqualified billionaire like Elon Musk to…take control of our government to have access… of the information we use when we are trying to get a motherfucking tax return.”
February 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
OK this is more like it.
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I'm fairly sure the reason we've let all these school shootings slide was so we'd be protected by the 2nd amendment ball fondlers if the government turned tyrannical. Honestly, I'm starting to think they just liked guns.
February 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm fairly sure the reason we've let all these school shootings slide was so we'd be protected by the 2nd amendment ball fondlers if the government turned tyrannical. Honestly, I'm starting to think they just liked guns.
If you're protesting today, I love you, be brave, and stay safe.
February 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you're protesting today, I love you, be brave, and stay safe.
Excuse ME, the tangleband nards are CLEARLY quantum, while the fromp chamber is analog to the vimce ray!
I only understand about 20% of the quote tweets I get. Every day it's like, "Me when the tangleband nards unto the 14th ray of vimce after the fromp chamber of zyphne captures the sacred plume of mountainseed."
No hate, I love that people love stuff, I'm just saying it trips me out.
No hate, I love that people love stuff, I'm just saying it trips me out.
February 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Excuse ME, the tangleband nards are CLEARLY quantum, while the fromp chamber is analog to the vimce ray!
American windows just aren't as dangerous as Russian windows, it seems.
February 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
American windows just aren't as dangerous as Russian windows, it seems.
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Don't threaten me with a good time
February 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time