The HEMA vtuber
@swordsdan.bsky.social
Huge fan of historical fencing, on a journey to share that passion with others.
What is your favorite #Arthurian legend? Mine is Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, and I just did a reading of part 1 for the holiday season. m.youtube.com/watch?v=x6ha...
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight part 1
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December 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
What is your favorite #Arthurian legend? Mine is Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, and I just did a reading of part 1 for the holiday season. m.youtube.com/watch?v=x6ha...
Remember the Lessons of Sir Gawain.
1. Consent is the sexiest kind of flirtation.
2. Failure only means you now know yourself better.
3. If you're going to kiss a man's wife, be nice and give him a smooch too.
1. Consent is the sexiest kind of flirtation.
2. Failure only means you now know yourself better.
3. If you're going to kiss a man's wife, be nice and give him a smooch too.
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Remember the Lessons of Sir Gawain.
1. Consent is the sexiest kind of flirtation.
2. Failure only means you now know yourself better.
3. If you're going to kiss a man's wife, be nice and give him a smooch too.
1. Consent is the sexiest kind of flirtation.
2. Failure only means you now know yourself better.
3. If you're going to kiss a man's wife, be nice and give him a smooch too.
Every year I go see the Christmas lights downtown. It's always such a great time!
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Every year I go see the Christmas lights downtown. It's always such a great time!
Do you ever tell stories you think are normal but turn out to horrify people? Because I get that about the place where I started doing hema.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Do you ever tell stories you think are normal but turn out to horrify people? Because I get that about the place where I started doing hema.
Button woke up while I was taking a picture of her. She was very annoyed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Button woke up while I was taking a picture of her. She was very annoyed.
I found a company that makes a larp version of the Napoleonic briquette saber. Maybe sometime soon you'll see me larping while cosplaying my vtuber model.
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I found a company that makes a larp version of the Napoleonic briquette saber. Maybe sometime soon you'll see me larping while cosplaying my vtuber model.
You know climate change is getting bad when we switch from -40 to -20 to describe the worst weather.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You know climate change is getting bad when we switch from -40 to -20 to describe the worst weather.
I decided to watch The Deluge, because of the famous fight scene. I had no idea it was 4 hours long.
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I decided to watch The Deluge, because of the famous fight scene. I had no idea it was 4 hours long.
I sold my drum set. I'm a little sad to see it go, but I never found the time to play them.
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I sold my drum set. I'm a little sad to see it go, but I never found the time to play them.
My history teacher was complaining about people using AI to write reports. I told him that was why I want to teach Hema. You can't chatGPT your way out of a sword fight.
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My history teacher was complaining about people using AI to write reports. I told him that was why I want to teach Hema. You can't chatGPT your way out of a sword fight.
Button studied sword and buckler too hard. Fell asleep.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Button studied sword and buckler too hard. Fell asleep.
I am going to make a lasagna for dinner tonight.
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I am going to make a lasagna for dinner tonight.
First time teaching a Hema class!
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November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If crows invented weapons, what would they look like?
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If crows invented weapons, what would they look like?
I won this hoodie at a pole dancing contest last summer. They finally delivered it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I won this hoodie at a pole dancing contest last summer. They finally delivered it.
The class went really well and it was such a rewarding feeling to see people trying to use what I taught them.
I'd like to think at least a few of them became better fencers tonight.
I'd like to think at least a few of them became better fencers tonight.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The class went really well and it was such a rewarding feeling to see people trying to use what I taught them.
I'd like to think at least a few of them became better fencers tonight.
I'd like to think at least a few of them became better fencers tonight.
This homemade #singlestick guard was a lot more work than I expected, but it works so well.
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This homemade #singlestick guard was a lot more work than I expected, but it works so well.
In my dream last night, I was taking pictures of interesting bugs to show my wife.
I was very distraught when I woke up and didn't have any photos to send her.
I was very distraught when I woke up and didn't have any photos to send her.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In my dream last night, I was taking pictures of interesting bugs to show my wife.
I was very distraught when I woke up and didn't have any photos to send her.
I was very distraught when I woke up and didn't have any photos to send her.
It's confirmed that I will be teaching a group how to sword fight on Thursday! I am so excited!
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It's confirmed that I will be teaching a group how to sword fight on Thursday! I am so excited!
My art history project is going to be a report on the art of MS.1.33. That means my entire semester is based around different Hema books.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My art history project is going to be a report on the art of MS.1.33. That means my entire semester is based around different Hema books.
I managed to recreate the McDonald's big arch sauce!
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I managed to recreate the McDonald's big arch sauce!
I won the sword and buckler tournament the local larp group put on.
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I won the sword and buckler tournament the local larp group put on.
I got 238/300 on my art history midterm!
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I got 238/300 on my art history midterm!
Okay, so the first real sign of getting older just happened. The weather is causing my thumb to hurt in a way it only ever did after a hand snipe at tournaments.
I guess I know what joints I'll start complaining about in five years.
I guess I know what joints I'll start complaining about in five years.
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Okay, so the first real sign of getting older just happened. The weather is causing my thumb to hurt in a way it only ever did after a hand snipe at tournaments.
I guess I know what joints I'll start complaining about in five years.
I guess I know what joints I'll start complaining about in five years.