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Everyone criticizing but I’m a child of United Grocers dammit! 😭
September 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Everyone criticizing but I’m a child of United Grocers dammit! 😭
More than can be said for either OSU…
September 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
More than can be said for either OSU…
I’m afraid the boy is whipped
September 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’m afraid the boy is whipped
It’s family & I’m way too fucking nice sometimes. We warned him. She chose the date, automatic red flag IMO.
September 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
It’s family & I’m way too fucking nice sometimes. We warned him. She chose the date, automatic red flag IMO.
They better. I’m a groomsman in a wedding that’s happening DURING the fucking game. If we shit the bed…
I. Am. Going. To. Make. A. Scene.
I. Am. Going. To. Make. A. Scene.
September 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
They better. I’m a groomsman in a wedding that’s happening DURING the fucking game. If we shit the bed…
I. Am. Going. To. Make. A. Scene.
I. Am. Going. To. Make. A. Scene.
Wrong PSU, but also THANK CHRIST.
September 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Wrong PSU, but also THANK CHRIST.
Shit, did you watch PSU today tho?! Yeesh they got some work to do.
September 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Shit, did you watch PSU today tho?! Yeesh they got some work to do.
I seent you lurkin over there. Sorry about El Assico 😔
September 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I seent you lurkin over there. Sorry about El Assico 😔
A soaking 0.03”
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A soaking 0.03”
Rain? Is this economy?!
September 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Rain? Is this economy?!
Oh boy, wait til I’m posted up at the next No Kings rally in front of the Bi-Mart…👀
August 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oh boy, wait til I’m posted up at the next No Kings rally in front of the Bi-Mart…👀
Where we goin?! 👀
August 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Where we goin?! 👀
Dammit. Nice.
August 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Dammit. Nice.
My white Oakleys feel so much more acceptable there
August 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My white Oakleys feel so much more acceptable there
Tell me about it. Nice windmills tho
August 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tell me about it. Nice windmills tho
He must be apprehended before he can continue this shit. I’m dying here.
August 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
He must be apprehended before he can continue this shit. I’m dying here.
Shit, I was in Umatilla 😭
August 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Shit, I was in Umatilla 😭
That’s how I pronounce it, but then my buddy at the city says it’s Ten Eck with the “y” silent, & then at city council they’ve pronounced it Ten Eek with the “y” like a double E. Fuckin yokels smh
July 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
That’s how I pronounce it, but then my buddy at the city says it’s Ten Eck with the “y” silent, & then at city council they’ve pronounced it Ten Eek with the “y” like a double E. Fuckin yokels smh
YES! Also just because nobody is ever sure how to pronounce the bitch!
July 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
YES! Also just because nobody is ever sure how to pronounce the bitch!
Pacific will now be renamed Upsidedown Pineapple Pl
July 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Pacific will now be renamed Upsidedown Pineapple Pl
That’s a badass idea sadly with what we’ve seen can happen in the blink of an eye & a freak windstorm.
July 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
That’s a badass idea sadly with what we’ve seen can happen in the blink of an eye & a freak windstorm.