THE Habitual Pot Stirrer
@swooshmcduck.bsky.social
Sarcasm/Snark. Former @Nike Guy. Digital Media Consultant. Free Agent Pizza Spokesman. Purveyor of Naked Thursday’s. #AvGeek #WxGeek
“Sure I tacitly endorsed white supremacy, but look at all the followers I got from it!” might be the most on brand grifter shit I’ve seen yet.
God bless this stupid fan base 😂.
God bless this stupid fan base 😂.
September 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“Sure I tacitly endorsed white supremacy, but look at all the followers I got from it!” might be the most on brand grifter shit I’ve seen yet.
God bless this stupid fan base 😂.
God bless this stupid fan base 😂.
69-3. Dollar Dan & Dante Dimes were anything but nice to the Pokes on Saturday.
In Corvallis, Bray’s Bunch overcame early mistakes to push Fresno State to the brink. Final scores won’t capture the guts, grit, or grace learned in lunchpail losses.
My Column from Cash & Carry:
In Corvallis, Bray’s Bunch overcame early mistakes to push Fresno State to the brink. Final scores won’t capture the guts, grit, or grace learned in lunchpail losses.
My Column from Cash & Carry:
September 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
69-3. Dollar Dan & Dante Dimes were anything but nice to the Pokes on Saturday.
In Corvallis, Bray’s Bunch overcame early mistakes to push Fresno State to the brink. Final scores won’t capture the guts, grit, or grace learned in lunchpail losses.
My Column from Cash & Carry:
In Corvallis, Bray’s Bunch overcame early mistakes to push Fresno State to the brink. Final scores won’t capture the guts, grit, or grace learned in lunchpail losses.
My Column from Cash & Carry:
@cascadiacoug.bsky.social if I don’t see pics of this rolling around Crescent Bar next summer I stg…
September 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
@cascadiacoug.bsky.social if I don’t see pics of this rolling around Crescent Bar next summer I stg…
Didn’t have “fighting a brush fire with a garden hose” on my Tuesday night bingo card…
July 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Didn’t have “fighting a brush fire with a garden hose” on my Tuesday night bingo card…
July 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Man got mercilessly mocked for this position on multiple social media sites, but wants us to believe that a staggering amount of a dwindling subscriber count chose to fucking email him instead…🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lying >>>>
Lying >>>>
June 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man got mercilessly mocked for this position on multiple social media sites, but wants us to believe that a staggering amount of a dwindling subscriber count chose to fucking email him instead…🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lying >>>>
Lying >>>>
3/4 of the counties in the state think this is what Portland still looks like every night. Name is 🤌
June 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
3/4 of the counties in the state think this is what Portland still looks like every night. Name is 🤌
No matter how many times I tell the wife “clean the lint trap when you’re done” smh
June 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
No matter how many times I tell the wife “clean the lint trap when you’re done” smh
Lame Ducks? Oregon now finds itself at a crossroads with new NIL rules & an 87-year old mega booster.
Meanwhile in Corvallis, decades of building instead of buying have the Blue Collar Beavs in prime position to run the new PAC-12 & perhaps the Nation.
My Column from Arby’s:
Meanwhile in Corvallis, decades of building instead of buying have the Blue Collar Beavs in prime position to run the new PAC-12 & perhaps the Nation.
My Column from Arby’s:
June 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Lame Ducks? Oregon now finds itself at a crossroads with new NIL rules & an 87-year old mega booster.
Meanwhile in Corvallis, decades of building instead of buying have the Blue Collar Beavs in prime position to run the new PAC-12 & perhaps the Nation.
My Column from Arby’s:
Meanwhile in Corvallis, decades of building instead of buying have the Blue Collar Beavs in prime position to run the new PAC-12 & perhaps the Nation.
My Column from Arby’s:
Someone making themselves the main character in another persons grief & loss is some of the sickest narcissistic shit imaginable.
May 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Someone making themselves the main character in another persons grief & loss is some of the sickest narcissistic shit imaginable.
Me: *finishes laundry*
Goose: I’m a towel
Goose: I’m a towel
April 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Me: *finishes laundry*
Goose: I’m a towel
Goose: I’m a towel
Any time now…The Big One™️
April 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Any time now…The Big One™️
Look at all these liberals falling from the sky!!1!1!1!
February 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Look at all these liberals falling from the sky!!1!1!1!
Meanwhile in the foothills:
February 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Meanwhile in the foothills:
Excited to hear about Triple H going into the WWE HoF.
From Terra Ryzing, to DX, The Cerebral Assassin, King of Kings & now head of creative.
Well deserved.
From Terra Ryzing, to DX, The Cerebral Assassin, King of Kings & now head of creative.
Well deserved.
February 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Excited to hear about Triple H going into the WWE HoF.
From Terra Ryzing, to DX, The Cerebral Assassin, King of Kings & now head of creative.
Well deserved.
From Terra Ryzing, to DX, The Cerebral Assassin, King of Kings & now head of creative.
Well deserved.
Fuck Xanax, how do I smuggle eggs back from Mexico?!
January 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Fuck Xanax, how do I smuggle eggs back from Mexico?!
Stay weird, Portland 😂
January 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Stay weird, Portland 😂
I just wanna know which snitch told him about the super secret water tap we have on the Deschutes outside Maupin 😡
January 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I just wanna know which snitch told him about the super secret water tap we have on the Deschutes outside Maupin 😡
That orange mf thinks he’s gonna take my unlimited water & give it to California?
From my cold wet hands 😤
From my cold wet hands 😤
January 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
That orange mf thinks he’s gonna take my unlimited water & give it to California?
From my cold wet hands 😤
From my cold wet hands 😤
Oh, this means they’ve gotten so cheap that people are buying them all up, right?!
RIGHT?!
🇺🇸☝️🥚
RIGHT?!
🇺🇸☝️🥚
January 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Oh, this means they’ve gotten so cheap that people are buying them all up, right?!
RIGHT?!
🇺🇸☝️🥚
RIGHT?!
🇺🇸☝️🥚
Disgusting. Don’t move here.
January 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Disgusting. Don’t move here.
I didn’t vote for Ichiro. Compiler.
January 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I didn’t vote for Ichiro. Compiler.
BAWITDABA DA NANG GANG BANG DIDDY DIDDY DIDDY GRABBED THE LUBEY
I heard if you post videos of you mouthing the words to some kid rock music Trump will appear with a case of coors light and a check for fiddy thousand.
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
BAWITDABA DA NANG GANG BANG DIDDY DIDDY DIDDY GRABBED THE LUBEY
I have lost my life savings in Trump coins & can no longer afford to buy eggs for my family.
Was I wrong to support the Face Eating Leopards Party?!
Was I wrong to support the Face Eating Leopards Party?!
January 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I have lost my life savings in Trump coins & can no longer afford to buy eggs for my family.
Was I wrong to support the Face Eating Leopards Party?!
Was I wrong to support the Face Eating Leopards Party?!