Swooser (He/Him)
swooser.bsky.social
Swooser (He/Him)
@swooser.bsky.social
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Love my wife
Love my friends
Hate the patriarchy
Want a cat

A hotdog is a sandwich if enough people believe that it is a sandwich
So this coked out bloke said he'd end woke.

He was stoked, as families choked.

He joked, as democracy croaked.

But 8 months in, the country's broke and he's had a stroke.

Folks, he'll die from a poke, and what's left we'll raze in smoke.

He will fail to end

woke.
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
they just don't make nazis like they used to smh
July 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Proud to be an American and proud of what America has done are two different things.

I'm proud to be part of the pursuit of liberty and freedom, even if it has been a lie coming from the lips of most Americans that have held power throughout history.
July 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Maybe the DoD just lost the weather and are too embarrassed to admit it

(check under the couch)
June 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social have you considered that impersonating Donald Trump NOW would be a real Charlie Chaplin move
June 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
*presenting socialist policies to my 64 yo Dad as though they're brand new "pro-worker" ideas*
June 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If all Americans capable of bearing children formed a union, they could hold the future of the nation hostage until conditions improved.
June 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM