Swolsonator
@swolsonator.bsky.social
Don't tell me how to live my life. I've stitched together a personality with movie quotes, mostly from The Big Lebowski. Atheist dad and foodie who believes in the 2nd Amendment and the radical idea that women are people, too. Sober since 4/5/23
I wonder if the contractors destroying the White House will even get paid.
October 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I wonder if the contractors destroying the White House will even get paid.
This sounds like something Drake would say.
June 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This sounds like something Drake would say.
You only YOLO once.
May 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You only YOLO once.
After being ridiculed online, he probably had an aide edit the post. Not confusing at all.
April 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
After being ridiculed online, he probably had an aide edit the post. Not confusing at all.
C'mon down to White House Auto Mall and gitchu a Tesler! Errthang's COMPUTER!
April 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
C'mon down to White House Auto Mall and gitchu a Tesler! Errthang's COMPUTER!
He thinks injecting bleach was gonna get rid of COVID. This is the same thing.
April 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
He thinks injecting bleach was gonna get rid of COVID. This is the same thing.
It sounds like he wants to investigate sucking Trump's dick.
April 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
It sounds like he wants to investigate sucking Trump's dick.
This is the guy whose instincts we're supposed to trust when it comes to the economy?
April 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is the guy whose instincts we're supposed to trust when it comes to the economy?
I would've rather had Gary Johnson.
April 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I would've rather had Gary Johnson.
And an insufferable, entitled, silver spoon CU Next Tuesday.
March 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
And an insufferable, entitled, silver spoon CU Next Tuesday.
It reminds me of that one scene from Inglorious Basterds.
March 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It reminds me of that one scene from Inglorious Basterds.
So which is it? He either didn't know about it or he's crooked. You can't have it both ways. Fuckface Von Clownstick knowingly does crooked shit all the time and then brags about it. Someone impeach him already.
March 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
So which is it? He either didn't know about it or he's crooked. You can't have it both ways. Fuckface Von Clownstick knowingly does crooked shit all the time and then brags about it. Someone impeach him already.
I think it's insulting that you're testing my knowledge of what a bleached @$$hole is...
March 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I think it's insulting that you're testing my knowledge of what a bleached @$$hole is...
The ratskies and the chicksies in da bonska bonska!
March 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The ratskies and the chicksies in da bonska bonska!
Has anyone seen Nosferatu? He reminds me of Herr Knock.
"HE'S COMING! HIS LORDSHIP IS COMING!"
"HE'S COMING! HIS LORDSHIP IS COMING!"
March 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Has anyone seen Nosferatu? He reminds me of Herr Knock.
"HE'S COMING! HIS LORDSHIP IS COMING!"
"HE'S COMING! HIS LORDSHIP IS COMING!"
Wouldn't expect anything less from Howhard Nutlick
March 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Wouldn't expect anything less from Howhard Nutlick
Did anyone else notice how much blinking she does? That's a clear sign that she's lying through her teeth.
March 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Did anyone else notice how much blinking she does? That's a clear sign that she's lying through her teeth.
No, it was Meta too.
March 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
No, it was Meta too.
Never don't not use no double negatives.
February 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Never don't not use no double negatives.