Swolsonator
@swolsonator.bsky.social
Don't tell me how to live my life. I've stitched together a personality with movie quotes, mostly from The Big Lebowski. Atheist dad and foodie who believes in the 2nd Amendment and the radical idea that women are people, too. Sober since 4/5/23
We will not stand by as democracy is dismantled, rights are trampled, and history repeats. From the Capitol to city streets, millions rise. We remember. We resist. This is our country-not theirs. Long live THE PEOPLE. #StandUpNow
April 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We will not stand by as democracy is dismantled, rights are trampled, and history repeats. From the Capitol to city streets, millions rise. We remember. We resist. This is our country-not theirs. Long live THE PEOPLE. #StandUpNow
Existence is beautiful, if you let it be. Life is not a question. There does not need to be answer...
April 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Existence is beautiful, if you let it be. Life is not a question. There does not need to be answer...
The problem is you cannot reason someone out of a conclusion when they didn’t use reason to get there.
February 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The problem is you cannot reason someone out of a conclusion when they didn’t use reason to get there.
Recycling this one from 2020.
February 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Recycling this one from 2020.
Nolite dare sanctum canibus. Do not give what is holy to dogs.
February 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Nolite dare sanctum canibus. Do not give what is holy to dogs.
If you are an adult and you call it "Valumtimes Day" unironically, please do not speak me. And "expresso" while we're at it.
February 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you are an adult and you call it "Valumtimes Day" unironically, please do not speak me. And "expresso" while we're at it.
The Gulf of Mexico and the metric system are similar now because the rest of the world recognizes them, but the US just HAS to be annoying for no reason.
February 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The Gulf of Mexico and the metric system are similar now because the rest of the world recognizes them, but the US just HAS to be annoying for no reason.
Jasmine Crockett wins quote of the day...again:
"My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which."
"My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which."
February 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Jasmine Crockett wins quote of the day...again:
"My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which."
"My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which."
I'm studying for CompTIA Security+ and ran across this:
"A conflict of interest arises when an individual or organization has competing interests or obligations that could compromise their ability to act objectively, impartially, or in the best interest of another party."
Sounds familiar 🤔
"A conflict of interest arises when an individual or organization has competing interests or obligations that could compromise their ability to act objectively, impartially, or in the best interest of another party."
Sounds familiar 🤔
February 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I'm studying for CompTIA Security+ and ran across this:
"A conflict of interest arises when an individual or organization has competing interests or obligations that could compromise their ability to act objectively, impartially, or in the best interest of another party."
Sounds familiar 🤔
"A conflict of interest arises when an individual or organization has competing interests or obligations that could compromise their ability to act objectively, impartially, or in the best interest of another party."
Sounds familiar 🤔
Remember: you can't spell "felon" without ELON
February 5, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Remember: you can't spell "felon" without ELON
A kakistocracy (/kækɪˈstɒkrəsi/, /kækɪsˈtɒ-/) is a government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
A kakistocracy (/kækɪˈstɒkrəsi/, /kækɪsˈtɒ-/) is a government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.
Reposted by Swolsonator
I want every journalist/publication who bent over backwards to make Trump and Elon Musk look like geniuses in the lead up to inauguration to go jump into the sea.
January 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I want every journalist/publication who bent over backwards to make Trump and Elon Musk look like geniuses in the lead up to inauguration to go jump into the sea.
My supervisor just said that the Netherlands are now enemies of the US because they refuse to give us Greenland. I responded, "We wouldn't like it if someone took our land. Why do we need Greenland anyway?"
He said with a straight face, "Manifest Destiny."
🙄
He said with a straight face, "Manifest Destiny."
🙄
January 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My supervisor just said that the Netherlands are now enemies of the US because they refuse to give us Greenland. I responded, "We wouldn't like it if someone took our land. Why do we need Greenland anyway?"
He said with a straight face, "Manifest Destiny."
🙄
He said with a straight face, "Manifest Destiny."
🙄
"It's not an insurrection. It's a peaceful protest!"
"He's got nothing to do with Project 2025!"
"It's not a Nazi salute! His heart goes out to the crowd!"
I'm so tired of them trying to tell me that I don't know what my eyes and ears are clearly telling me.
"He's got nothing to do with Project 2025!"
"It's not a Nazi salute! His heart goes out to the crowd!"
I'm so tired of them trying to tell me that I don't know what my eyes and ears are clearly telling me.
January 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
"It's not an insurrection. It's a peaceful protest!"
"He's got nothing to do with Project 2025!"
"It's not a Nazi salute! His heart goes out to the crowd!"
I'm so tired of them trying to tell me that I don't know what my eyes and ears are clearly telling me.
"He's got nothing to do with Project 2025!"
"It's not a Nazi salute! His heart goes out to the crowd!"
I'm so tired of them trying to tell me that I don't know what my eyes and ears are clearly telling me.
I was curious how this came about. Interesting to read another side of the story, but it seems this wasn't born of intimate knowledge of the case or the kindness of his own heart. Fuckface von Clownstick likes making deals that benefit him.
reason.com/video/2025/0...
reason.com/video/2025/0...
reason.com
January 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I was curious how this came about. Interesting to read another side of the story, but it seems this wasn't born of intimate knowledge of the case or the kindness of his own heart. Fuckface von Clownstick likes making deals that benefit him.
reason.com/video/2025/0...
reason.com/video/2025/0...
I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.
December 9, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.
No matter what I do, I can't shake the feeling I could've done a lot less.
November 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM
No matter what I do, I can't shake the feeling I could've done a lot less.