Michael
@swoletarian.bsky.social
He/Him | Ojibwe, faggot, Lefty, vegan, aspiring himbo
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
📍DC | 🏋🏼️♀️🏳🌈🌹🍉 | 📸 @mjbellecourt
I have nothing in my heart but animosity for the man at my gym who runs his *entire* routine on our one Smith machine.
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I have nothing in my heart but animosity for the man at my gym who runs his *entire* routine on our one Smith machine.
My recycling hasn't been picked up in over two weeks due to the snow. The bins are full. Cans and bottles are accumulating in the house for lack of anywhere to put them.
Love this city. 🩵
Love this city. 🩵
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
My recycling hasn't been picked up in over two weeks due to the snow. The bins are full. Cans and bottles are accumulating in the house for lack of anywhere to put them.
Love this city. 🩵
Love this city. 🩵
Love to be the faggot who gets home from a really fulfilling hookup and promptly deciding it's time to look for more fun.
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Love to be the faggot who gets home from a really fulfilling hookup and promptly deciding it's time to look for more fun.
no caption, just posting
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Macarons are cute to look at and that's their sole redeeming quality.
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Macarons are cute to look at and that's their sole redeeming quality.
Sooooo. Getting pretty close...
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Sooooo. Getting pretty close...
I won't share details except to say they're okay, but I watched one of my closest friends have a medical emergency today over a video call and the feeling of being utterly powerless to help was haunting.
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I won't share details except to say they're okay, but I watched one of my closest friends have a medical emergency today over a video call and the feeling of being utterly powerless to help was haunting.
I am not a morning gym boy. I think I just accidentally took a 30-s micronap at the power rack.
January 31, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I am not a morning gym boy. I think I just accidentally took a 30-s micronap at the power rack.
Been working on my back and traps.
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Been working on my back and traps.
So glad this season has Dumb Twink representation. 🥰
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
So glad this season has Dumb Twink representation. 🥰
Decided to diagram the alliances formed in tonight's RPDR.
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Decided to diagram the alliances formed in tonight's RPDR.
Impulsively changed my handle bc when's the last time I really used that doctorate anyway.
January 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Impulsively changed my handle bc when's the last time I really used that doctorate anyway.
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“When one of us shines, all of us shine”
-Moira Rose
RIP Catherine O’Hara, you beautiful and wonderful woman 🩵
-Moira Rose
RIP Catherine O’Hara, you beautiful and wonderful woman 🩵
January 30, 2026 at 6:42 PM
“When one of us shines, all of us shine”
-Moira Rose
RIP Catherine O’Hara, you beautiful and wonderful woman 🩵
-Moira Rose
RIP Catherine O’Hara, you beautiful and wonderful woman 🩵
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Honor her memory this weekend by watching one of her projects you've never seen.
She’s eternally “sleeping with Prince Valium” now. Thank you for the joy, Catherine. Truly one of the greats.
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Honor her memory this weekend by watching one of her projects you've never seen.
Sourdough is baked. Who wants some?
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Sourdough is baked. Who wants some?
Plant-based jalapeño cheddar.
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Plant-based jalapeño cheddar.
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Be the leftist hung twink you want to see in the world
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Be the leftist hung twink you want to see in the world
It is truly impossible to not look utterly ridiculous while doing a Kelso shrug.
January 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
It is truly impossible to not look utterly ridiculous while doing a Kelso shrug.
Three days later and the bus I need to take to get to Georgetown tonight is still suspended due to the weather.
Listen, I get that DC is in the South, and I gave grace up through yesterday for it, but *this* degree of utter incompetency is inexcusable. Snow is not *unheard of* here!
Listen, I get that DC is in the South, and I gave grace up through yesterday for it, but *this* degree of utter incompetency is inexcusable. Snow is not *unheard of* here!
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Three days later and the bus I need to take to get to Georgetown tonight is still suspended due to the weather.
Listen, I get that DC is in the South, and I gave grace up through yesterday for it, but *this* degree of utter incompetency is inexcusable. Snow is not *unheard of* here!
Listen, I get that DC is in the South, and I gave grace up through yesterday for it, but *this* degree of utter incompetency is inexcusable. Snow is not *unheard of* here!
ICE has a Bluesky account.
sorry what
sorry what
January 28, 2026 at 4:18 AM
ICE has a Bluesky account.
sorry what
sorry what
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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A good time to repost this about Ilhan Omar 💕
A mutual aid organizer in Minneapolis told us that Ilhan Omar pops in to help with the foodbank.
No press, no photos, she just shows up and asks the organizers where she should pitch in.
No press, no photos, she just shows up and asks the organizers where she should pitch in.
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
A good time to repost this about Ilhan Omar 💕
Question for my fellow fitness nerds: Do any of you work your neck? Why or why not?
Trying to decide if I want mine to be thicker, but neck I never see anyone doing neck flexion.
Trying to decide if I want mine to be thicker, but neck I never see anyone doing neck flexion.
January 27, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Question for my fellow fitness nerds: Do any of you work your neck? Why or why not?
Trying to decide if I want mine to be thicker, but neck I never see anyone doing neck flexion.
Trying to decide if I want mine to be thicker, but neck I never see anyone doing neck flexion.
The number of typos I make has increased exponentially since iOS 27 dropped and it's truly driving me insane.
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The number of typos I make has increased exponentially since iOS 27 dropped and it's truly driving me insane.