operator: 911, state the nature of your emergency
me: it would seem that high-rise honcho donald trump has his eye on a new piece of real estate. the address? oh... just a little fixer-upper on 1600 pennsylvania avenue
operator: sir could you please repeat that
me: it would seem that high-rise honch

i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can

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