Swish Bishop
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Swish Bishop
@swissbishop.bsky.social
· Jun 1
What happens when Artificial Intelligence figures out the best way to run a society is to drastically shrink the wealth of the people who own Artificial Intelligence?
My wife said that I am obsessed with sex and I should go see a professional and boy was she right.
Professional sex is way more satisfying.
Professional sex is way more satisfying.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My wife said that I am obsessed with sex and I should go see a professional and boy was she right.
Professional sex is way more satisfying.
Professional sex is way more satisfying.
Until we limit individual wealth the wealthy individuals will continue to limit us.
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Until we limit individual wealth the wealthy individuals will continue to limit us.
Beneath the glimmering gold chandelier and the mountain of loosely wrapped cheeseburgers, were the ketchup and flop sweat, mingled like a fine tomato vinaigrette, casually dripping off the corner of the Resolute Desk.
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Beneath the glimmering gold chandelier and the mountain of loosely wrapped cheeseburgers, were the ketchup and flop sweat, mingled like a fine tomato vinaigrette, casually dripping off the corner of the Resolute Desk.
That's a good one
When he kept gushing over the Big Beautiful Bill, I honestly thought it was about the budget.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
That's a good one
It couldn't be more obvious that the Attorney General of the United States must be elected by the people of the United States.
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It couldn't be more obvious that the Attorney General of the United States must be elected by the people of the United States.
America will always do the right thing but only after it has exhausted every other option.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
America will always do the right thing but only after it has exhausted every other option.
Very soon we will find out how many Republicans are actually Americans.
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Very soon we will find out how many Republicans are actually Americans.
Absolutely perfect
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Absolutely perfect
Wasn't Bubba the Love Sponge on the air in Florida then?
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Wasn't Bubba the Love Sponge on the air in Florida then?
Perfect.
Let's keep this going.
What a terrible day to be a critical thinker.
Let's keep this going.
What a terrible day to be a critical thinker.
What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Perfect.
Let's keep this going.
What a terrible day to be a critical thinker.
Let's keep this going.
What a terrible day to be a critical thinker.
Everything they do is projection.
All. Of. It.
All. Of. It.
Trump administration will require SNAP participants to reapply for benefits
The move is part of USDA chief Brooke Rollins’ effort to overhaul the nation’s largest anti-hunger program and get rid of “fraud.”
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Everything they do is projection.
All. Of. It.
All. Of. It.
It's funny how all the crackpots believe every conspiracy theory except for the actual conspiracy.
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It's funny how all the crackpots believe every conspiracy theory except for the actual conspiracy.
The only reason any of this is sticking is because those girls were white.
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The only reason any of this is sticking is because those girls were white.
Perfect
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Perfect
The only way to limit corruption is to limit individual wealth.
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The only way to limit corruption is to limit individual wealth.
People don't unrealize things.
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
People don't unrealize things.
Nick Fuentes saying we were better off with Biden was not on my 2025 bingo card.
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Nick Fuentes saying we were better off with Biden was not on my 2025 bingo card.
The smart con man understands that once the con is over, he must disappear.
Smart being the operative word.
Smart being the operative word.
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The smart con man understands that once the con is over, he must disappear.
Smart being the operative word.
Smart being the operative word.
Eventually everyone figures out where that smell is coming from.
Eventually.
Eventually.
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Eventually everyone figures out where that smell is coming from.
Eventually.
Eventually.
People just now realizing Trump is an asshole is just wild.
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
People just now realizing Trump is an asshole is just wild.
Everything we do are things we don't.
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Everything we do are things we don't.
Guns don't kill people. They just make it really easy for people to kill people.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Guns don't kill people. They just make it really easy for people to kill people.
I do
Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I do
It's time to chuck Chuck.
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's time to chuck Chuck.
Everybody knows that he thinks it's all his money now, right?
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Everybody knows that he thinks it's all his money now, right?