Swish McSwag
swishmcswag.bsky.social
Swish McSwag
@swishmcswag.bsky.social
Reposted by Swish McSwag
Tom Homan, who was later named President Trump’s border chief, was recorded in September 2024 accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash in an undercover FBI investigation, according to people familiar with the case, which was later closed by Trump administration officials.
Trump Justice Dept. Closed Investigation Into Tom Homan for Accepting Bag of Cash
Mr. Homan came under scrutiny after he was said to be recorded last year taking $50,000 in cash from undercover F.B.I. agents.
nyti.ms
September 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Reposted by Swish McSwag
What Trump said is a fucking outrage.

It’s against democracy.

If Donald Trump has his way on this, our democracy is over.
September 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Social media should have a "keep tabs on" option so you can see the posts of someone you hate without being their follower
September 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why was Al Gores 2000 campaign not explicitly Clinton without the sex scandal?
August 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I enjoy using Google maps on Microsoft edge. I feel like a king with two competing families groveling for more influence for their competing families
August 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Uncapitalizing the name of a corporation so she doesn't think im a narc
August 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Asking the 80 year old immigrant lady at the airport sandwich counter which sandwich has the best macros
August 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
An espresso is the best drink when in an airport. No superfluous liquid
August 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Zz top is for women who smoke while pregnant
August 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Reposted by Swish McSwag
Oblivion NPC voice: "They say he has a quintessential boyfriend dick. But you didn't hear it from me."
July 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Shitposting on bluesky is like being a class clown in the most try hard AP class
July 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Bill DeBlasio is the compromise candidate the big apple needs
July 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The NFL really had a master stroke of genius in 17 games. You knew the people were going to demand an even number and you know for damn sure Goodell wasn't going to go for some 16 game bullshit
July 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Nick Adams shitposted his way to become an ambassador
July 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Feels goon inc.
July 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
A thumbs up reply is how alpha males communicate via text. It's the equivalent of a short but strong nod
July 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Reposted by Swish McSwag
Fuck this shit. I'm throwing on some Paramore.
June 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Being in management has made me feel joining the dark side more than any star wars video game could hope to
June 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Most of your problems would be solved if you had a 40 inch vert
June 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Pilots in ww2 would name their planes shit like the lucky pussy
June 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Reposted by Swish McSwag
An absolutely killer column from David Brooks today. In the old days, this would be one to post on your fridge.

If you are a political junkie, it's essential to recognize that if you read some columnists for decades, some will get worse and some much better.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/29/o...
May 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Being a Disney adult is possibly the tastiest thing you can do. DINK money and you choose to go to Disney multiple times per year and never anywhere interesting?
May 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Every Euro beverage is called something like Jämicrani. It is licorice and orange flavored and 9.5% alcohol
May 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Companies have some much data on me but still haven't grasped that I only speak English.
May 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I actually love Belilchick dating a 24 year old. It's so obviously transactional
May 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM