Swippy
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💙 It’s not that I know what I’m doing, it’s that I know how to Google really well. IT tech.
I went through in my mind all the men I know. Co-workers, family members, friends, friends’ husbands. I could not think of one I would hug that way, anywhere. As a matter of fact, thinking about hugging any men I know in that way grossed me out, and may very well get me fired in some situations!
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I went through in my mind all the men I know. Co-workers, family members, friends, friends’ husbands. I could not think of one I would hug that way, anywhere. As a matter of fact, thinking about hugging any men I know in that way grossed me out, and may very well get me fired in some situations!
Still funny? BTW, you know what they did to the people who built these camps and the guards who ran them? Read a history book.
July 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Still funny? BTW, you know what they did to the people who built these camps and the guards who ran them? Read a history book.
Mine. Too hot to wear on the 4th but I have a feeling it’s not just a 4th of July Tshirt.
July 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Mine. Too hot to wear on the 4th but I have a feeling it’s not just a 4th of July Tshirt.
Every religious leader in this country needs to read this to their flocks this Sunday. Because a lot of them, according to their social media posts, are on their way straight to hell.
July 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Every religious leader in this country needs to read this to their flocks this Sunday. Because a lot of them, according to their social media posts, are on their way straight to hell.
Let’s post this next to the 10 commandments.
July 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Let’s post this next to the 10 commandments.
If there is a god, they are going to hell.
July 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
If there is a god, they are going to hell.
Oh Oh, someone is going to hell. Good news, she will have a lot of company.
July 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Oh Oh, someone is going to hell. Good news, she will have a lot of company.
Come on! Don’t leave me hanging! 3999!
April 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Come on! Don’t leave me hanging! 3999!
Not a meme. Reno v. Flores, 507 U.S. 292, 306, 113 S. Ct. 1439, 1449, 123 L. Ed. 2d 1 (1993).
April 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Not a meme. Reno v. Flores, 507 U.S. 292, 306, 113 S. Ct. 1439, 1449, 123 L. Ed. 2d 1 (1993).
Good trouble in Duluth MN.
April 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Good trouble in Duluth MN.
Hey Elon! Your car now identifies as a Honda Civic.
March 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hey Elon! Your car now identifies as a Honda Civic.
First name Fuck last name You.
February 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
First name Fuck last name You.
Somebody in the Republican party needs to be this guy.
February 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Somebody in the Republican party needs to be this guy.
Wonder which billionaire is going to buy Washington DC?
February 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Wonder which billionaire is going to buy Washington DC?