Swippy
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💙 It’s not that I know what I’m doing, it’s that I know how to Google really well. IT tech.
I went through in my mind all the men I know. Co-workers, family members, friends, friends’ husbands. I could not think of one I would hug that way, anywhere. As a matter of fact, thinking about hugging any men I know in that way grossed me out, and may very well get me fired in some situations!
November 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I went through in my mind all the men I know. Co-workers, family members, friends, friends’ husbands. I could not think of one I would hug that way, anywhere. As a matter of fact, thinking about hugging any men I know in that way grossed me out, and may very well get me fired in some situations!
Here’s my idea. Let them reopen the government with everything as stands with the exception of renaming ACA/Obamacare to TrumpTreatment with the mind boggling increases. Let everyone know who’s screwing them over.
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Here’s my idea. Let them reopen the government with everything as stands with the exception of renaming ACA/Obamacare to TrumpTreatment with the mind boggling increases. Let everyone know who’s screwing them over.
Trump on live tv right now in Israel. I have it on mute. Just keeping it on, in case, you know.
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Trump on live tv right now in Israel. I have it on mute. Just keeping it on, in case, you know.
For shits and giggles, someone please tell trump the Nobel Peace Prize was his until he allowed the Department of Defense to be renamed the Department of War.
October 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
For shits and giggles, someone please tell trump the Nobel Peace Prize was his until he allowed the Department of Defense to be renamed the Department of War.
I changed from a registered democrat to an independent and my husband resigned from his position in the local DFL party the last time they rolled over and caved in. Maybe if they show some guts this time, we’ll come back.
October 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I changed from a registered democrat to an independent and my husband resigned from his position in the local DFL party the last time they rolled over and caved in. Maybe if they show some guts this time, we’ll come back.
Just to be clear, I’m not agreeing with Tucker Carlson. He’s agreeing with me.
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Just to be clear, I’m not agreeing with Tucker Carlson. He’s agreeing with me.
For now on I am going to assume that any organization that capitulates to Trump has a member, CEO, owner, whatever, on the Epstein list and Trump is blackmailing them with it. Full stop.
September 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
For now on I am going to assume that any organization that capitulates to Trump has a member, CEO, owner, whatever, on the Epstein list and Trump is blackmailing them with it. Full stop.
Listen, I don’t support what happened to Charlie
But Charlie supported what happened to Charlie.
That's about all I have to say.
But Charlie supported what happened to Charlie.
That's about all I have to say.
September 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Listen, I don’t support what happened to Charlie
But Charlie supported what happened to Charlie.
That's about all I have to say.
But Charlie supported what happened to Charlie.
That's about all I have to say.
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Post a video of yourself with today’s newspaper saying this
August 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Post a video of yourself with today’s newspaper saying this
Turned the TV on this morning. 10 seconds in, "Donald Trump..." I can't wait. Wait for a day it doesn't happen. Wait for the day those words are followed by "is dead" or "has been convicted of... "And then I never want to hear his name again. ever.
August 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Turned the TV on this morning. 10 seconds in, "Donald Trump..." I can't wait. Wait for a day it doesn't happen. Wait for the day those words are followed by "is dead" or "has been convicted of... "And then I never want to hear his name again. ever.
I understand how your views are shaped by what you watch on TV. After watching The Mighty Gemstones and Hunting Wives (and my memories of Dallas), I have a very poor opinion of the wealthy women of Texas.
August 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I understand how your views are shaped by what you watch on TV. After watching The Mighty Gemstones and Hunting Wives (and my memories of Dallas), I have a very poor opinion of the wealthy women of Texas.
Republicans “The new jobs report can’t be trusted!” Interviewer: “why?” “Because they are taking a smaller sample size then they used too!” interviewer: “why?” “Because we fired half the department that takes the sample!”
Not making this up.
Not making this up.
August 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Republicans “The new jobs report can’t be trusted!” Interviewer: “why?” “Because they are taking a smaller sample size then they used too!” interviewer: “why?” “Because we fired half the department that takes the sample!”
Not making this up.
Not making this up.
ANYONE who donates school supplies to a public school should be allowed to deduct that full amount from their state taxes. TEACHERS should STOP buying supplies for their classrooms. They could certainly request supplies from parents (who have a limited right to deduct the costs)
July 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
ANYONE who donates school supplies to a public school should be allowed to deduct that full amount from their state taxes. TEACHERS should STOP buying supplies for their classrooms. They could certainly request supplies from parents (who have a limited right to deduct the costs)
Dear Coke and Pepsi. You’re first off the grocery list. Sorry, money is getting tight.
July 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Dear Coke and Pepsi. You’re first off the grocery list. Sorry, money is getting tight.
google "before you came into office I requested the full and complete files"
I double dog dare you.
I double dog dare you.
July 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
google "before you came into office I requested the full and complete files"
I double dog dare you.
I double dog dare you.
If your political party is trying to turn you against Superman, it really might be time to take a step back and say to yourself “What the fuck”?
July 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If your political party is trying to turn you against Superman, it really might be time to take a step back and say to yourself “What the fuck”?
Gee, a lot of "leopard ate my face" posts popping up. Usually after something like “I trusted him…”
July 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Gee, a lot of "leopard ate my face" posts popping up. Usually after something like “I trusted him…”
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Reports that a Canadian citizen who has resided in the US since age 10 was abducted at a green card interview.
Her husband is begging ICE to let him fly her back to Canada and they refuse to release her.
Her husband is begging ICE to let him fly her back to Canada and they refuse to release her.
July 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Reports that a Canadian citizen who has resided in the US since age 10 was abducted at a green card interview.
Her husband is begging ICE to let him fly her back to Canada and they refuse to release her.
Her husband is begging ICE to let him fly her back to Canada and they refuse to release her.
Still funny? BTW, you know what they did to the people who built these camps and the guards who ran them? Read a history book.
July 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Still funny? BTW, you know what they did to the people who built these camps and the guards who ran them? Read a history book.
Just remember, according to the Supreme Court, you have to get a court order for someone to take away your gun, but you don’t even have to be notified if your name is taken off the voter rolls. Married women, get a passport NOW. Check your voter status once a monthly.
July 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just remember, according to the Supreme Court, you have to get a court order for someone to take away your gun, but you don’t even have to be notified if your name is taken off the voter rolls. Married women, get a passport NOW. Check your voter status once a monthly.
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Marines, at what point does defending the Constitution from domestic enemies apply to the regime that’s currently occupying our government?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
July 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Marines, at what point does defending the Constitution from domestic enemies apply to the regime that’s currently occupying our government?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
It’s time to take down another king.
July 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It’s time to take down another king.