Couldn’t beat the first Shoot of the season. Happy days.

Relieved he spelled your name right

Remember our English teacher slating us all aged 15 for reading this “pornography” rather than something proper, like Thomas Hardy or DH Lawrence.

Whoever took this photo of Vadaine Oliver clearly didn’t like him.

You’d have to put an asterisk next to Henderson, which would be massively and pleasantly ironic.

Or maybe not!

I reckon he’s off here…

I think Melody Maker actually sent someone there in about 1996 to investigate….

Let’s start the year the way we mean to go on.

The make-believe ones who think that week in January when you book your July holiday because you’re so skint and miserable you worry your marriage may not make Easter is the “most wonderful time of the year?”

You can have our dog next Xmas and we’ll go to Tenerife. Deal.