Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. Only right to wish a Happy half-birthday to @gruffexterior.bsky.social, the second-greatest Bob of all time

“Goodbye first-rate education, hello…”

Not sure Sunday night was the best time to polish off my imported French supermarket lager which I’d assumed was gnats piss till I read the label…

When you StreetView the driving theory test centre in Swindon to make sure you’re nicely prepare for your 7.45 appointment.

Henderson never looks comfortable at Wembley

Can only talk for myself, but it’s more methane, I reckon…

Going through old football progs in seasonal clearout. “The premier club in Lincolnshire and Humberside” indeed. Lol. God knows what I was even doing at this game. Lovely old Ipswich kit on the cover though.

Wasn’t expecting to find Nestor Carbonell working in West Swindon Asda.

Presume I’m not alone in having acquired a trampoline from next door overnight #StormBert