Bruh I never understood the fad with benzos and opioids. Outside of being dangerous those kind of drugs are just so boring. Like I’ve tried them a few time in high school, but outside of flipping my desk over via passing out in class, I’ve never found them fun. #drugs #benzos #heroin #marijuana

rachel is so done with keanu. I truly can’t believe some of the shit that comes out of his mouth #bb27

arriving to bluesky after shedding all the bots and naz*s

I know it’s probably been said before but damn Zelensky is dad af!

Good work broom. Rest easy.

Four of my toes watching the little toe take a coffee table leg to the face:

#meme #memes

from the tumblers

Can confirm, there was Xmas music playing in the big stores in town today... #LinSalmon

It’s funny. My mom (nurse at the time) was the one who taught me this lesson when I was an “edgy” teenager. It took a while, but finally someone with a relative who was ID was able to explain why it’s offensive. I took it out of my vocab immediately after. Now I just cringe when I hear it.

This is why I don’t spend time in nature.

If the Matt Gaetz report exonerated him, he would not have resigned from Congress to avoid it.

“What was the first major BlueSky sporting event?”

“We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”

I always said I’d wait for more people to join before I came over. Guess it’s time 🤷‍♂️

That would be me 🙋‍♂️