Cait
@swimmercait.bsky.social
Coffee shop linguist, dog breed spotter, karaoke enthusiast. Mother of daughters.
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
One of us always lies and one of us always tells the truth.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
One of us always lies and one of us always tells the truth.
Hey there! We see your mental health is low this morning. Would it help if your boss sent you a message that said “hey, can you hop on a quick call in about an hour?” without any context?
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hey there! We see your mental health is low this morning. Would it help if your boss sent you a message that said “hey, can you hop on a quick call in about an hour?” without any context?
It is 2:40pm. I just took my first bite of food. It is because I am fortunate enough to be running healthy children around to activities all morning/afternoon with plenty of food in their bellies. AND parenting is still hard.
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It is 2:40pm. I just took my first bite of food. It is because I am fortunate enough to be running healthy children around to activities all morning/afternoon with plenty of food in their bellies. AND parenting is still hard.
Lying on the bathroom floor decompressing from an overwhelming week, getting ready for another. Deciding now is the perfect time to learn the dulcimer.
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Lying on the bathroom floor decompressing from an overwhelming week, getting ready for another. Deciding now is the perfect time to learn the dulcimer.
Unread text message notification I missed earlier! Who could it be? What conversations will unfold?
“Your Microsoft Verification code is…”
“Your Microsoft Verification code is…”
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Unread text message notification I missed earlier! Who could it be? What conversations will unfold?
“Your Microsoft Verification code is…”
“Your Microsoft Verification code is…”
I love when past Cait leaves motivational notes for present Cait.
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I love when past Cait leaves motivational notes for present Cait.
How soon is too soon to submit your next PTO request after a vacation?
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
How soon is too soon to submit your next PTO request after a vacation?
Not a dog I want, but this is the best named dog.
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Not a dog I want, but this is the best named dog.
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'try Copilot in Teams today!' I hope you choke
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
'try Copilot in Teams today!' I hope you choke
Nothing more humbling than FaceID not recognizing you first thing in the morning.
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Nothing more humbling than FaceID not recognizing you first thing in the morning.
I am unknowable, an ocean of secrets, an enigma wrapped in mystery, a- oh, what’s this? Two friends on opposite coasts have sent me (different) muppet reels at the same time?
Guess it’s not the worst thing to be known for.
Guess it’s not the worst thing to be known for.
October 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I am unknowable, an ocean of secrets, an enigma wrapped in mystery, a- oh, what’s this? Two friends on opposite coasts have sent me (different) muppet reels at the same time?
Guess it’s not the worst thing to be known for.
Guess it’s not the worst thing to be known for.
What I said: We have to leave in 20 minutes.
What my kids heard: Pull out every loose piece of paper from your desk and throw it around the hallway.
What my kids heard: Pull out every loose piece of paper from your desk and throw it around the hallway.
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What I said: We have to leave in 20 minutes.
What my kids heard: Pull out every loose piece of paper from your desk and throw it around the hallway.
What my kids heard: Pull out every loose piece of paper from your desk and throw it around the hallway.
What was your girl dinner? Mine was cheddar cheese, crackers, kimchi, and theoretically a peach, but the toddler ate 95% of that.
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
What was your girl dinner? Mine was cheddar cheese, crackers, kimchi, and theoretically a peach, but the toddler ate 95% of that.
Your anecdote about how you once tricked your mom into letting you have the laser background for your school photos is fun until your young waiter asks “laser…background?” 🤔
Then you’re Steve Buscemi with a backwards hat and a skateboard over your shoulder.
Then you’re Steve Buscemi with a backwards hat and a skateboard over your shoulder.
October 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Your anecdote about how you once tricked your mom into letting you have the laser background for your school photos is fun until your young waiter asks “laser…background?” 🤔
Then you’re Steve Buscemi with a backwards hat and a skateboard over your shoulder.
Then you’re Steve Buscemi with a backwards hat and a skateboard over your shoulder.
Sorry my lunch break went long. Couldn’t leave the restaurant until the beat dropped in In the Air Tonight.
October 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sorry my lunch break went long. Couldn’t leave the restaurant until the beat dropped in In the Air Tonight.
Pharmacies would make a killing if they also sold hot soup.
October 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Pharmacies would make a killing if they also sold hot soup.
Me fighting with Microsoft this morning.
October 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me fighting with Microsoft this morning.
Went against every millennial instinct I have and made a phone call that resulted in a better rate than just buying something online.
September 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Went against every millennial instinct I have and made a phone call that resulted in a better rate than just buying something online.
Went to daycare pickup and one baby was bouncing happily on the teacher’s knee. The other was standing on top of a picnic table and power posing. I had to take the scary one home.
September 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Went to daycare pickup and one baby was bouncing happily on the teacher’s knee. The other was standing on top of a picnic table and power posing. I had to take the scary one home.
The way my baby clapped when Miranda said “that’s all” 💀.
a woman is sitting at a desk with her fingers crossed and says that 's all
ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk with her fingers crossed and says that 's all
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September 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The way my baby clapped when Miranda said “that’s all” 💀.
The rains are returning to the PNW. Guess it’s time to take my Easter egg wreath off the front door.
September 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The rains are returning to the PNW. Guess it’s time to take my Easter egg wreath off the front door.
Just forever chasing the high of the Full House at Disney World two-parter.
September 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just forever chasing the high of the Full House at Disney World two-parter.
Got “per my last email”-ed this morning. And, honestly?
a man in a suit and tie is shaking hands with another man in a suit and tie with the word respect written below them
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is shaking hands with another man in a suit and tie with the word respect written below them
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September 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Got “per my last email”-ed this morning. And, honestly?
Micro-dosing self care with nano naps. (Playing peekaboo with the baby).
August 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Micro-dosing self care with nano naps. (Playing peekaboo with the baby).