The Ludovico Treatment
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Saline solution for America’s overexposed eyeballs
How much cocaine do you think Marco Rubio sniffed this morning?
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
How much cocaine do you think Marco Rubio sniffed this morning?
Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor — theonion.com/shelter-dog-...
Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor
LOS ANGELES—Declaring that some animals simply “got the goods” and “you know it when you see it,” officials at a local animal shelter confirmed Thursday that a newly acquired rescue dog lacked the X f...
theonion.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor — theonion.com/shelter-dog-...
Somebody should do a “Hogan’s Heroes” style sitcom, but set in an ICE detention facility
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Somebody should do a “Hogan’s Heroes” style sitcom, but set in an ICE detention facility
Bruce Loose from Flipper has Gone Fishin’
September 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Bruce Loose from Flipper has Gone Fishin’
One of the best novels coming out in the last 20 years is called “Jeff in Venice, Death in Varanasi” by Geoff Dyer. The lowlife Bezos probably made a lot of money off that title in the process of putting a million indie bookstores and Borders out of business. Surprised nobody mentioned it…
July 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
One of the best novels coming out in the last 20 years is called “Jeff in Venice, Death in Varanasi” by Geoff Dyer. The lowlife Bezos probably made a lot of money off that title in the process of putting a million indie bookstores and Borders out of business. Surprised nobody mentioned it…
Perhaps by some divine mistake the manager of the Padres will become the next Pope. Because they “only want somebody who’s there to call balls and strikes.”
April 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Perhaps by some divine mistake the manager of the Padres will become the next Pope. Because they “only want somebody who’s there to call balls and strikes.”
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Sayin this sorta high-minded pablum was a lot easier to really mean back when only one very particular class was actually considered "people"
March 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sayin this sorta high-minded pablum was a lot easier to really mean back when only one very particular class was actually considered "people"
Lent starts tomorrow. I plan to observe austerities with an ardor to the point of zealotry. I will fast against fascists. The starving people of the world will never be fat from my heart.
March 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Lent starts tomorrow. I plan to observe austerities with an ardor to the point of zealotry. I will fast against fascists. The starving people of the world will never be fat from my heart.
Boris Spassky is dead. Trump is pulling U.S. military aid from Ukraine. Russian drones are attacking in larger numbers. If this were a chess game, Russia would be winning and there is no Bobby Fischer to help us.
March 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Boris Spassky is dead. Trump is pulling U.S. military aid from Ukraine. Russian drones are attacking in larger numbers. If this were a chess game, Russia would be winning and there is no Bobby Fischer to help us.