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Sage Wilkirk
@swilkirk.bsky.social
I'm a nonbinary techie teacher with a love of waffles, D&D, and art. Oh, and pokemon. And tarot. And ice cream... well, just hop in.
For example, I've included a chart that shows UFO sightings in Utah correlates with the number of patents granted in the US, but that does not mean that the UFO sightings 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 the patents to be granted.
(Chart from SpuriousCorrelations.com). Thanks for reading, and be smart out there!
September 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
In other news, I fed these #goats twice in one day. Enjoy :)
August 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My phlebotomist told me my name is one of her favorites: a plant and a rock. She's seen a lot of names over two decades in the healthcare industry, so it means even mote that she likes mine the most.
Oh. And I had to do a blood draw to start T 😏
July 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
On nonbinary people's day I researched a paper and started said paper... what a way to celebrate!
July 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
In other news, look at these cuteass Legos:
June 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Happy Pride month from my rainbow-cling plant baby, Phil.
June 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'd like to offer these two ducks for the collection.
Yes, there are three ducks, but the little ones are the cutest damn things.
June 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Sigh.

If you know any queer businesses I can support this pride month and swag myself up in rainbows I'm all ears.
June 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Learned how to screenprint today thanks to Jonathan and Pheobe at @elsageshop.bsky.social
June 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Happy Pride month from your favorite trans masc demisexual nonbinary human! No matter your gender or sexuality, I'm glad you're here (unless you give a damn who I am or who I love, in which case please do some soul searching into why it matters to you so much)
June 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Found a troll hole on my walk today.
May 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
May 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Loved having my family come and support my dan test. Soo bahk!
May 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Thank you for the happy birthday, Portland
May 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
@zyered.bsky.social
asked to see my art so you all unlocked my trees!
May 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Love my community.
May 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
No one has asked but I'm going to show you anyway lol
April 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm looking for a job that gives me the reach to protect queer educators and students. This job doesn't seem to exist. My tea:
April 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Representation matters
April 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@flashes.blue can't come soon enough for android, but enjoy my early morning #Vegas photo in the meantime:
April 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
April 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My sister got fake $100 bills for a birthday party and I had a blast pretending like I was rich lol
April 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Happy #transdayofvisibility from your favorite enby couple
💜🤍💛🖤
March 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
On #transdayofvisibilty, I'm being extra visible - ask me anything.
#enbyeducator #nonbinary
March 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Activist mode: activated!
March 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM