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sam 🦐
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31. she/her. canadian.

i mostly post about dragon age tbh
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
No one will ever be able to convince me that stereograms are a real thing that people can actually see.
December 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Introduced my students to le poisson Steve two days ago an we have had very mixed reactions
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Emetwol playlist but its just The Night We Met on repeat forever accompanied by the sounds of me sobbing
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Think a matcha cream puff from breka could fix me rn tbh
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I miss my wife (dirty rat man), tails 😔
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Goodnight beautiful 😘revolution is tomorrow
Judge rules George R.R. Martin and other authors can sue OpenAI for copyright infringement

• Said ChatGPT generated 'Game of Thrones' content similar enough to infringe copyright

• OpenAI’s motion to dismiss was denied
October 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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All news sourced in Tevinter are biased, which is why I can my information directly from the source- Elgar'nan infiltrating my brain and telling exactly what to think and do.
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
No one in their right mind would give her a gun OR a blade and yet....
#ffxiv #gpose #gnb #gunbreaker
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Your tank shows up to the dungeon lookin like this wyd?

Sidenote idk who thought it was a good idea to to give THIS girl a gun(blade) but here we are

#ffxiv
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
October 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I genuinely don't understand how people put up with me I am so god damn annoying lmfao
September 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!

Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My new tattoo is so itchy that I think itd be less painful if I just amputated my leg actually my skin feels like its on FIRE (its not infected my meds just make my skin super sensitive)
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
If i think too hard about emet-selch im gonna vibrate out of my skin
September 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
One of my my longtime work friends found out about my ✨️autism✨️ today and was genuinely shocked and I was like oh right its bc 95% of our in person interactions are on the phone or at work

This high masking girly has bamboozled the masses again 🗣📢
September 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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This is ghoulish. Honoring someone isn’t puppeteering them using a technology that is actively taking the very jobs Stan Lee worked to create AND ruining our environment to do so.
For decades, Stan Lee was the king of comic conventions. Now, nearly seven years after his death at the age of 95, he will once again be a presence at L.A. Comic Con, this time as a hologram that will use AI to have conversations with fans.
An AI Stan Lee Hologram Will Speak With Fans at L.A. Comic Con
For decades, Stan Lee was the king of comic conventions. Now, nearly seven years after his death at the age of 95, he will once again be a presence at L.A. Comic Con, this time as a hologram that will use AI to have conversations with fans.
bit.ly
September 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
September 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
People who are attracted to solus zos galvus were attracted to fable reaver growing up SEND POST

yes this is autobiographical #ffxiv #fable
September 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Survived my first week back at work 💃 I am only MILDLY dead inside instead of completely! Only took 8 years to feel this way!!
September 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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It's just a sports ban.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.
September 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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what if we stopped laying off every writer who has ever lived
September 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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*Holds your finger with my clammy little toad hand*

We will get through this
September 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Wow it's almost like it's actually an objectively well made game and is actually fun with amazing characters and good story telling! 😅😭 #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #DAV
September 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM