Swerving Lemon
swervinglemon.bsky.social
Swerving Lemon
@swervinglemon.bsky.social
Follow for cynical yet positive takes on BS you didn't realize you cared about and Tennysonian rants on obscure topics. Artist, maker, technician, programmer, advocate.
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Senator Ruben Gallego didn't mince words. Read the full daily bulletin: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you're leaving world-altering amounts of wealth to your children, but not teaching them to be decent human beings, you are my enemy.

Now that I think about it, everything between those commas in that sentence is unnecessary.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yeah. I imagine so. It's incremental doxxing, in most people's perception.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Saw a post mentioning @nfalstein.bsky.social and was reminded of my quest to get a reboot of the Lucas Crew's incredible Koronis Rift.

Whose hulks I gotta scavenge to make that happen?
October 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
October 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Can someone give Mike Johnson a Gleemonex already?
October 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sorry, just had to vent.

Saw that Paradox Interactive's "Deputy CEO" Mattias Lilja is going out of his way to pre-excuse Bloodline 2's gameplay and tiered price-point release by... trying to gaslight me about how much I loved the original Vampire: Bloodlines?

Fuck you, Mattias.
August 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I've been doing my least favorite thing to do today, setting up a new laptop. It has become easier to some degree but after you get beyond the initial bootup, it's a mine field of preferences where you can be lulled into giving away your privacy and money.
December 8, 2024 at 2:03 AM
OH MY GOD! KRIS IS HERE, TOO!?
December 4, 2024 at 9:04 PM
@ruleslawyer.bsky.social Question: Can Dreadful Strike be used to multiply the attacks of Conjure Barrage?
November 24, 2024 at 3:38 AM
For sale: Baby mittens. Thalidomide.
for sale. baby shoes. didn't fit
November 23, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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The fae used to have to trick you into revealing your true name to gain power over you. Now they just go buy PII data breach dumps on the dark web like everyone else.
November 9, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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A lot of folks are giving up in advance. Capitulating before a single skirmish.

Well, not this old warrior. I’ve seen much worse from the U.S. government in my day. I’m concerned for our country, but not a bit scared of these miscreants. I’m ready to do my part.

Who’s with me?
November 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Please, devs - no matter what software you're developing - please please please just even **attempt** to compile for Linux as well.
Be the solution to the borderline hostage situation that has become the Windows/Apple dichotomy.
November 20, 2024 at 11:05 PM