𝓢𝘄𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲。
@swervesbars.bsky.social
Oh well- here we are again, on the Lost Light. Taking order after order until the day is done, lock up, catch some charge and start again.
We’re exploring the cosmos, it’s a long journey ahead of us— but we’re going to make it!
{ Continue … }
We’re exploring the cosmos, it’s a long journey ahead of us— but we’re going to make it!
{ Continue … }
I just oiled myself 😰
July 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I just oiled myself 😰
i need to come up with cybertron equivalents because aint no way they’re able to drink fruit juice
July 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i need to come up with cybertron equivalents because aint no way they’re able to drink fruit juice
i mean— i know i’m sad-
but i’m not * that sad you know? just your average type of sad, the healthy kind. ( liar liar pants on fire. )
but i’m not * that sad you know? just your average type of sad, the healthy kind. ( liar liar pants on fire. )
April 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i mean— i know i’m sad-
but i’m not * that sad you know? just your average type of sad, the healthy kind. ( liar liar pants on fire. )
but i’m not * that sad you know? just your average type of sad, the healthy kind. ( liar liar pants on fire. )
. . . OHHHHH—- kaaaay ( WHY DID YOU PUFF LIKE THAT- )
what alternate timeline did we add duplicates to the list?
what alternate timeline did we add duplicates to the list?
April 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
. . . OHHHHH—- kaaaay ( WHY DID YOU PUFF LIKE THAT- )
what alternate timeline did we add duplicates to the list?
what alternate timeline did we add duplicates to the list?
[ Side effects may include ; Constantly hearing this playing in your head. ]
[ Good luck! ]
[ Good luck! ]
April 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
[ Side effects may include ; Constantly hearing this playing in your head. ]
[ Good luck! ]
[ Good luck! ]
( Oh this was going to end badly, so very badly— but there’s a grin and a glass slid her way. )
( First customer! )
( First customer! )
April 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
( Oh this was going to end badly, so very badly— but there’s a grin and a glass slid her way. )
( First customer! )
( First customer! )
SWERVE’S OPEN NOW !!
Come by and try the latest drink! Just for today!
( Side effects may vary. )
Come by and try the latest drink! Just for today!
( Side effects may vary. )
April 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
SWERVE’S OPEN NOW !!
Come by and try the latest drink! Just for today!
( Side effects may vary. )
Come by and try the latest drink! Just for today!
( Side effects may vary. )
wikihow to wake a bot the size of a mountain
March 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
wikihow to wake a bot the size of a mountain
Arms out, moving excitedly. “A dragon! You’re a dragon— and a big one too- can you breathe fire? How high can you fly? Does being based off an organic rather than a jet have any benefits?”
March 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Arms out, moving excitedly. “A dragon! You’re a dragon— and a big one too- can you breathe fire? How high can you fly? Does being based off an organic rather than a jet have any benefits?”
// IT WAS LIKE 10-12 FT BEFORE WDYM HES SIX FUCKING FIVE?? AS A BOT
March 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
// IT WAS LIKE 10-12 FT BEFORE WDYM HES SIX FUCKING FIVE?? AS A BOT
i love him so much hes so AAAAAAH
March 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i love him so much hes so AAAAAAH
// oh imma suffer here
March 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
// oh imma suffer here
