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Oh well- here we are again, on the Lost Light. Taking order after order until the day is done, lock up, catch some charge and start again.

We’re exploring the cosmos, it’s a long journey ahead of us— but we’re going to make it!

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September 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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September 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
here at swerve’s you can order starscream’s rusty tears! just something about seeing that decepticon cry is * so sweet!
September 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
windy. LET ME BEAT UP GOLDBUG SHAKING MY CAGE
August 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
August 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
windy. get his ass get his ass get his ass GET HIS ASS
July 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
windy. to the tree that just threw a pinecone at me FUCK YOU
July 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
( JAW DROPPED— what the HELL. ) TEN! ( BIG GUY INCOMING! getaway get OUT )
July 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
windy. DONT FUCKING CRASH IN MY BAR
July 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
windy. swerve might need a drink after this
July 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
( oh wow— oh boy, step back— that customer smile has faltered. he has to be stern, c’mon swerve stand up for yourself! )

well i’m sorry, but i can’t do that— again you could end up in medbay, or crash- it’s our responsibility as bartender’s to make sure that doesn’t happen.
July 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
windy. SOBBING AND SHAKING IN MY BOOTS, I CAAANT SUNDER
July 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
windy. CRASH GETAWAY CRASH
July 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
windy. windswerve and lemonswerve tagteaming the bar
July 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
( he didn’t put any alcohol with getaway’s drink and judging by the reactions, getaway didn’t notice it. )

you’re getting cut off— ( and now to sunder. ) you should take it easy, you’ve been swaying since you down it.
July 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
windy. SUNDERS WAS REGULAR NOT MOCKTAIL MY BAD MY BAD
July 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
( passing rodimus her usual motor oil, there you go. )

( twin, twin he’s gonna lose it— ) yeah, i do. ( fixing another one, this one without any. let’s see if getaway can even TELL anymore. )
July 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
windy. place your bets, sunder or getaway
July 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
windy. strawberry shortcake finna lose his miiiiinf
July 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
windy. someone tip him over
July 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
windy. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT ABOMINATION DHDJ HELP
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
it has, everything in it
July 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
it’s called that because i just came up with it and i do NOT remember how much of what i put into it.

the first and last of it’s kind.

.. i will never make it again, not the same.
July 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
windy. i have been nothing but a victim today
July 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM