But I don't WANNA live in Gilead!
@sweptashorejo.bsky.social
Dedicated introvert and snarky wiseass. (Hereditary.) Night owl. (Also hereditary.)
Fascinated by nature and macro 📸
Talks to all animals. Shelter volunteer.
Works with 🍯 🐝 🐝
Platelet donor (#cancersucks)
FDT
Fascinated by nature and macro 📸
Talks to all animals. Shelter volunteer.
Works with 🍯 🐝 🐝
Platelet donor (#cancersucks)
FDT
Nothing classier than attacking an honorable Air Force pilot who's also an astronaut and whose wife survived a targeted shooting.
WTF does *he* know about the UCMJ? 🙄 Idiot.
WTF does *he* know about the UCMJ? 🙄 Idiot.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Nothing classier than attacking an honorable Air Force pilot who's also an astronaut and whose wife survived a targeted shooting.
WTF does *he* know about the UCMJ? 🙄 Idiot.
WTF does *he* know about the UCMJ? 🙄 Idiot.
Weird.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Weird.
I just took down all my Larry Summers posters. Thanks, Dems.
(The maga just don't get it, do they.)
(The maga just don't get it, do they.)
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I just took down all my Larry Summers posters. Thanks, Dems.
(The maga just don't get it, do they.)
(The maga just don't get it, do they.)
This is what I do one afternoon a week -- snuggle cats, rabbits, guinea pigs, chinchillas, ferrets, mice, birds... Not all at once.
Best 4 hours of my time.
Best 4 hours of my time.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This is what I do one afternoon a week -- snuggle cats, rabbits, guinea pigs, chinchillas, ferrets, mice, birds... Not all at once.
Best 4 hours of my time.
Best 4 hours of my time.
Ouch! Wishing you a smooth surgery and quick recovery.
Also, sue Kristi Noem for pain and suffering. The poor horse obviously saw an image of her as Cowgirl Barbie and got spooked. 🐎
Also, sue Kristi Noem for pain and suffering. The poor horse obviously saw an image of her as Cowgirl Barbie and got spooked. 🐎
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Ouch! Wishing you a smooth surgery and quick recovery.
Also, sue Kristi Noem for pain and suffering. The poor horse obviously saw an image of her as Cowgirl Barbie and got spooked. 🐎
Also, sue Kristi Noem for pain and suffering. The poor horse obviously saw an image of her as Cowgirl Barbie and got spooked. 🐎
Plaque on Kegbreath's desk:
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Plaque on Kegbreath's desk:
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
I hope they can explain how magnets work in water. I've heard they lose all their power.
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I hope they can explain how magnets work in water. I've heard they lose all their power.
Today's Agenda:
1. Egg McMuffins
2. Golf
3. Big Macs
4. Rage tweet
5. Extra Large Value Meals
6. Try on wool scarf
7. Diet Cokes
8. Rage tweet all-nighter
1. Egg McMuffins
2. Golf
3. Big Macs
4. Rage tweet
5. Extra Large Value Meals
6. Try on wool scarf
7. Diet Cokes
8. Rage tweet all-nighter
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Today's Agenda:
1. Egg McMuffins
2. Golf
3. Big Macs
4. Rage tweet
5. Extra Large Value Meals
6. Try on wool scarf
7. Diet Cokes
8. Rage tweet all-nighter
1. Egg McMuffins
2. Golf
3. Big Macs
4. Rage tweet
5. Extra Large Value Meals
6. Try on wool scarf
7. Diet Cokes
8. Rage tweet all-nighter
Being *both* really seems to hit a nerve. Except for Little Mike Johnson, who's still catching up on news from 1995.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Being *both* really seems to hit a nerve. Except for Little Mike Johnson, who's still catching up on news from 1995.
It's almost like women got tired of being called a dumb bitch or a libt**d. Not to mention the endless ads for maga and maga-adjacent crap.
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It's almost like women got tired of being called a dumb bitch or a libt**d. Not to mention the endless ads for maga and maga-adjacent crap.
"I thought he was a dirty commie, but we're made for each other. I'm still okay with being a fascist, BTW."
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"I thought he was a dirty commie, but we're made for each other. I'm still okay with being a fascist, BTW."
It was a thing of beauty.
And Donny really has to stop taking this "sitting President" thing so literally.
And Donny really has to stop taking this "sitting President" thing so literally.
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It was a thing of beauty.
And Donny really has to stop taking this "sitting President" thing so literally.
And Donny really has to stop taking this "sitting President" thing so literally.
Something about things that don't kill us making us stronger... blah, blah, blah. (But also incredibly sarcastic and funny.)
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Something about things that don't kill us making us stronger... blah, blah, blah. (But also incredibly sarcastic and funny.)
That's right up there with your dad reminding you at report card time, "You need to focus on being smart. You're not getting anywhere on your looks." (Just what awkward teen girls want to hear.)
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
That's right up there with your dad reminding you at report card time, "You need to focus on being smart. You're not getting anywhere on your looks." (Just what awkward teen girls want to hear.)
Hey, I might start using that to describe myself. If the shoe fits...
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hey, I might start using that to describe myself. If the shoe fits...
Bessent is genetically predisposed to look down his nose at everyone and everything.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Bessent is genetically predisposed to look down his nose at everyone and everything.
Especially if the Luckys fall and the previous 'Boro Reds are still dangling there, taunting him.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Especially if the Luckys fall and the previous 'Boro Reds are still dangling there, taunting him.
That pull knob was powerful and awesome. Like being able slam down the receiver on an old-school phone.
The spiraling spring is a POS and has led to a lot of anger and human-on-machine violence.
The spiraling spring is a POS and has led to a lot of anger and human-on-machine violence.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
That pull knob was powerful and awesome. Like being able slam down the receiver on an old-school phone.
The spiraling spring is a POS and has led to a lot of anger and human-on-machine violence.
The spiraling spring is a POS and has led to a lot of anger and human-on-machine violence.
Well... yeah. But, no. Definitely no.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Well... yeah. But, no. Definitely no.
Gramps, that was YOU in the mirror. Eat your pudding and go night-nights.
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Gramps, that was YOU in the mirror. Eat your pudding and go night-nights.
One of the very few (like Newsom) who know exactly how to play the game.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
One of the very few (like Newsom) who know exactly how to play the game.
Mamdani accomplished something huge. He stood in the Oval Office and showed *all* of the country he's not the ogre that maga claims. He's got video of a swooning DJT that he can use where needed. It's damn near impossible for an enemy camp to make people un-see that.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Mamdani accomplished something huge. He stood in the Oval Office and showed *all* of the country he's not the ogre that maga claims. He's got video of a swooning DJT that he can use where needed. It's damn near impossible for an enemy camp to make people un-see that.
Stephen Miller is a vile ball of hate. The fact that he wields so much influence (and gets endless airtime to spew his beliefs) is disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Stephen Miller is a vile ball of hate. The fact that he wields so much influence (and gets endless airtime to spew his beliefs) is disgusting.
Terms subject to change. Watch for your name on the hourly update of the sedition list. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Terms subject to change. Watch for your name on the hourly update of the sedition list. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I think it serves two purposes:
1) It's a power move -- king in a throne stuff
2) He can't physically tolerate standing up.
1) It's a power move -- king in a throne stuff
2) He can't physically tolerate standing up.
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I think it serves two purposes:
1) It's a power move -- king in a throne stuff
2) He can't physically tolerate standing up.
1) It's a power move -- king in a throne stuff
2) He can't physically tolerate standing up.