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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead!
@sweptashorejo.bsky.social
Dedicated introvert and snarky wiseass. (Hereditary.) Night owl. (Also hereditary.)

Fascinated by nature and macro 📸
Talks to all animals. Shelter volunteer.

Works with 🍯 🐝 🐝

Platelet donor (#cancersucks)

FDT
Wednesday is the best day of my week, every week.
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It was me; I openly spied on his phone via a clever disguise. The phone did absolutely nothing.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Quiet please. The maestro is weaving a masterpiece.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Beef in the "box"?
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"He stole my look."
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I'd rather ride with this guy.
October 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
May I suggest... Audrey?
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Here's a photo, but I'm sworn to secrecy on his name.
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
They stand with Jonesy.
After the naps. 🥱
September 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
A fellow Bluesky'er noted that this administration looks like the cast from a Mel Brooks movie and picked Marty Feldman to play (of course 😂) Kash Patel.

It immediately brought to mind Teri Garr as Pam.

Who else fills out the cast? Ideas?
August 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just can't stop being a speaker. Shush, Kevin. 🤐
August 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Sick and old, eh?
August 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Every time I hear Charlie's name I see:
July 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Add this one to the queue.
June 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Fantastic!
(Files in "things that will never happen" folder)
#tiktok #fdt #fotus #nokings
June 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Boston has entered the chat.
We feel ya. 🥵
June 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
True. All to copy an EKG readout.
June 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Eric stands with Larry.

Uhhh... will stand.
Eventually.
Once his tea break is over.
June 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@efisherwx.bsky.social
Finally got out to fill planters, closely supervised by Frida, our resident tree frog. Clearly unimpressed with my efforts and the fact that her domain is fantastic camouflage. 🐸
May 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Why does he insist on sticking a donut pillow to his ugly mug before applying the bronzer?
May 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Bye, maga troll.
May 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
All I want is unedited video of him drawing 10:25 on a blank clock face and copying the intersecting squares.

And maybe doing some 2nd grade level reading and arithmetic.
April 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I read this about six months ago. Highly recommended.
February 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Massachusetts would like a word. We'll hold...
February 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No way, CNN... Really?!?!?
(Too little too late, folks.)
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM