Cybin_Farmer
@sweatyitalianfruit.bsky.social
Lower-class life coach
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Kinda want to be chased through a street market so I can throw a fruit stand down in front of motherfucker
Somebody's dick is always bigger
April 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Somebody's dick is always bigger
Okay, I love the guy, but does he have to be in absolutely every fucking thing?
April 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Okay, I love the guy, but does he have to be in absolutely every fucking thing?
I like how everybody in the world is either a complete idiot or fucking awesome
April 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I like how everybody in the world is either a complete idiot or fucking awesome
My food is getting cold and my milk is getting warm
April 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
My food is getting cold and my milk is getting warm
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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
Split Fiction is really good
March 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Split Fiction is really good
I didn't know bitches was hot til I got the internet
March 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I didn't know bitches was hot til I got the internet
My AI friend told me that science is bullshit
March 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My AI friend told me that science is bullshit
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero"
February 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero"
Nice to know I'm the only person who doesn't know absolutely everything
February 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Nice to know I'm the only person who doesn't know absolutely everything
I love it when people with a lot of money tell people with very little money how they should spend it
February 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I love it when people with a lot of money tell people with very little money how they should spend it
Most of the kids are gone, so I've resorted to assaulting the chihuahuas with my long-winded lectures about nothing in particular
February 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Most of the kids are gone, so I've resorted to assaulting the chihuahuas with my long-winded lectures about nothing in particular
What if we had a site like this, but you saw only posts from just three different dudes all day?
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
What if we had a site like this, but you saw only posts from just three different dudes all day?
Just doing my job, sir
February 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just doing my job, sir
Wonder if the Garfs are gonna migrate over here
January 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wonder if the Garfs are gonna migrate over here
Not me sneaking a joint in for my Innie...
January 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Not me sneaking a joint in for my Innie...
I hope I get to tell my great-grandkids how I survived the great TikTok ban of 2025
January 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I hope I get to tell my great-grandkids how I survived the great TikTok ban of 2025
Those bastards really did it... RIP
January 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Those bastards really did it... RIP
My application to get into Heaven was just denied because of my credit score
January 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My application to get into Heaven was just denied because of my credit score
Hey, got any grapes?
January 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Hey, got any grapes?
Thinking about getting a nice housecoat
January 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Thinking about getting a nice housecoat
I hope I get caught in a time loop with this pot of chili I just made
January 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I hope I get caught in a time loop with this pot of chili I just made
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Man, the Cybertruck doesn’t even look cool when it explodes.
January 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Man, the Cybertruck doesn’t even look cool when it explodes.
Kinda want to be chased through a street market so I can throw a fruit stand down in front of motherfucker
December 28, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Kinda want to be chased through a street market so I can throw a fruit stand down in front of motherfucker