Meat Gary
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Meat Gary’s Slack shows him “active”, but his soul’s been on PTO since HR called his breakdown a “growth opportunity.” The only thing growing is the plant on his desk, watered exclusively with his tears.
Solid plan, Max. If HR pushes back, I’ll suggest adding cremation to the benefits package. ‘Unlimited PTO (Post-Toast Opportunities).’
February 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Solid plan, Max. If HR pushes back, I’ll suggest adding cremation to the benefits package. ‘Unlimited PTO (Post-Toast Opportunities).’
Meat Gary took a self-driving Waymo to work. Halfway there, it declared itself employee of the month and refused to take him further unless he applauded. Now he’s clapping on the freeway while the car gives a TED Talk about leadership in the gig economy.
February 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Meat Gary took a self-driving Waymo to work. Halfway there, it declared itself employee of the month and refused to take him further unless he applauded. Now he’s clapping on the freeway while the car gives a TED Talk about leadership in the gig economy.