Call that ass a dolphin the way it got stuck in them fish nets 🥵🐬
January 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Call that ass a dolphin the way it got stuck in them fish nets 🥵🐬
Fun fact: in the northern hemisphere, every horse is named “Horse”
January 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Fun fact: in the northern hemisphere, every horse is named “Horse”
When are they gonna put Cardinal Tedesco on Traitors
January 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When are they gonna put Cardinal Tedesco on Traitors
Spotted my last pussy hat of 2024 at the Burlington, VT Lake Champlain Monster effigy burning, how’s your NYE going?
January 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Spotted my last pussy hat of 2024 at the Burlington, VT Lake Champlain Monster effigy burning, how’s your NYE going?
2025 shaping up to be my best year ever
My husband’s New Year’s resolutions include 1. bread, 2. cardamom, 3. handwriting and 4. happy
January 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
2025 shaping up to be my best year ever
Everywhere else, it’s just Wednesday
December 26, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Everywhere else, it’s just Wednesday
Shout out to the guy loading Delta’s Casino on his screen while the rest of the plane is unloading.
December 23, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Shout out to the guy loading Delta’s Casino on his screen while the rest of the plane is unloading.
What’s the point of even listening to music this week if it’s not going on my Spotify wrapped?
December 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM
What’s the point of even listening to music this week if it’s not going on my Spotify wrapped?
RIP Le Corbusier you would’ve loved the McDonald’s on St. Charles remodel
December 21, 2024 at 7:17 PM
RIP Le Corbusier you would’ve loved the McDonald’s on St. Charles remodel
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y’all know what time it is
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
y’all know what time it is
Friday the 13th is the spooky day, obviously, but I think all the other numbers deserve their own Friday vibes too.
December 13, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Friday the 13th is the spooky day, obviously, but I think all the other numbers deserve their own Friday vibes too.
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my first new episode of pretty good in seven years, now free to watch for everybody:
THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS
THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS
The history of slipping on banana peels | Pretty Good, episode 14
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 7, 2024 at 5:39 PM
my first new episode of pretty good in seven years, now free to watch for everybody:
THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS
THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS
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"You may shoot me dead in the street, but in the Arena of Principled Debate I'll remain undefeated. Ha. Enjoy your delusion."—His Last Words
December 4, 2024 at 5:49 PM
"You may shoot me dead in the street, but in the Arena of Principled Debate I'll remain undefeated. Ha. Enjoy your delusion."—His Last Words
Being earnest on main for a sec but Tuesday I get to see Nickel Creek for the first time in my life ON my birthday and I’ve loved them so much for so long and this just feels like such a delightful event so long in coming.
December 2, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Being earnest on main for a sec but Tuesday I get to see Nickel Creek for the first time in my life ON my birthday and I’ve loved them so much for so long and this just feels like such a delightful event so long in coming.
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Jack Schlossberg is like Matty Healy for girls who fuck girls
November 29, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Jack Schlossberg is like Matty Healy for girls who fuck girls
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one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed
November 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed
Hopping into an Uber with a “Baby On Board” sticker on the back I’ve never felt so seen
November 24, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Hopping into an Uber with a “Baby On Board” sticker on the back I’ve never felt so seen
Jack Schlossberg deserves his own Club Chalamet
November 23, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Jack Schlossberg deserves his own Club Chalamet
Zayn at Liam’s funeral:
a woman looking at herself in a mirror with the words " it just keeps falling in this really chic way "
ALT: a woman looking at herself in a mirror with the words " it just keeps falling in this really chic way "
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November 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Zayn at Liam’s funeral:
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i just realized there are people born in 1990 who are legally old enough to drive
November 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
i just realized there are people born in 1990 who are legally old enough to drive
Just now finding the “Discover” feature on Bluesky.
Half the posts are like “I’m creating a community for doctors who love the smell of wet sticks in the forest, join me here” and the other half are like “Bluesky is really taking off 😤😤😤”
Half the posts are like “I’m creating a community for doctors who love the smell of wet sticks in the forest, join me here” and the other half are like “Bluesky is really taking off 😤😤😤”
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Just now finding the “Discover” feature on Bluesky.
Half the posts are like “I’m creating a community for doctors who love the smell of wet sticks in the forest, join me here” and the other half are like “Bluesky is really taking off 😤😤😤”
Half the posts are like “I’m creating a community for doctors who love the smell of wet sticks in the forest, join me here” and the other half are like “Bluesky is really taking off 😤😤😤”
Starting to set intentions/resolutions as we move towards 2025 and I think my first one will be to stop judging baby names.
Who cares if you name your child “Tyrannosaurus Hex” or w/e? The world is ending that will be the least of their problems, I say send it and see what happens.
Who cares if you name your child “Tyrannosaurus Hex” or w/e? The world is ending that will be the least of their problems, I say send it and see what happens.
November 19, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Starting to set intentions/resolutions as we move towards 2025 and I think my first one will be to stop judging baby names.
Who cares if you name your child “Tyrannosaurus Hex” or w/e? The world is ending that will be the least of their problems, I say send it and see what happens.
Who cares if you name your child “Tyrannosaurus Hex” or w/e? The world is ending that will be the least of their problems, I say send it and see what happens.
You can delete all the noxious hot take machines from your phone, but when all that is scraped away you are simply left with the pure ??? that is Apple News alerts
November 19, 2024 at 1:48 AM
You can delete all the noxious hot take machines from your phone, but when all that is scraped away you are simply left with the pure ??? that is Apple News alerts
Has Wicked Marketing gone too far??
November 16, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Has Wicked Marketing gone too far??
Just discovered The Mamas & The Papas (pop band active from 1965-1968). Each one of these people has a face that looks like it was created for TikTok. I refuse to believe any of them were born before 1995.
November 15, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Just discovered The Mamas & The Papas (pop band active from 1965-1968). Each one of these people has a face that looks like it was created for TikTok. I refuse to believe any of them were born before 1995.