Karen McWhitney
@swearinkaren79.bsky.social
Wine Mom For Some,
Philosopher For Others, Just A Girl In A Whirl At The End Of The Day !
Philosopher For Others, Just A Girl In A Whirl At The End Of The Day !
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Selfiee! I Asked My Beautiful Husband To Snap This Moment In Time Before I Got So So Contemplative About How I Personally Could Have Stopped 9/11. It Would Have Involved A Large Amount Of Call Center Employees, Dialing In To The Phones Of Al Qaeda. Phones Ringing Off The Hook, They Would Have Missed
My Black Friday Stratygy Is To Wait For The Following Day, Where All Of The Fantastique Deals [Which Have Remained Intact Due To Their Sheer Quality And Etc.] Remain For Me To Pick From <3 It Is So Secret That I Do This, So Don't Tell Anyone
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My Black Friday Stratygy Is To Wait For The Following Day, Where All Of The Fantastique Deals [Which Have Remained Intact Due To Their Sheer Quality And Etc.] Remain For Me To Pick From <3 It Is So Secret That I Do This, So Don't Tell Anyone
I Am So Happy About The Elections In All Of The Locations Right Now🥰I Am Already Going Back To The Polls To Continue Voting. They Are Currently Refusing Me Entry For Reasons Really That Are Unknown
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I Am So Happy About The Elections In All Of The Locations Right Now🥰I Am Already Going Back To The Polls To Continue Voting. They Are Currently Refusing Me Entry For Reasons Really That Are Unknown
My Problems Could Be Solved If I Had Access To A Bunchh Of Experimental High Technology Tech .
October 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My Problems Could Be Solved If I Had Access To A Bunchh Of Experimental High Technology Tech .
As The Originator Of This Phrase, I Apologize For How So Blown Out Of Proportion This Whole Thing Has Become💔When I was Circa 49, A Joke I Made In Passing Got Picked Up By An Unscrupulous Element , And The Rest Is History … A Blessing And A Curse Is What My Influence Has Been From The Start
People call the music I like "dad rock" like it's some sort of insult.
News flash: I'm a dad, and I fuckin' ROCK.
News flash: I'm a dad, and I fuckin' ROCK.
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
As The Originator Of This Phrase, I Apologize For How So Blown Out Of Proportion This Whole Thing Has Become💔When I was Circa 49, A Joke I Made In Passing Got Picked Up By An Unscrupulous Element , And The Rest Is History … A Blessing And A Curse Is What My Influence Has Been From The Start
I Can’t Kill Myself Because Of All Of The Small Businesses That I Order In Bulk From. I Would Likely Die If I Didn’t Order A Ten Piece Custom Wine Glass Set Every Week, At Which Point Killing Myself Becomes Irrelevant
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I Can’t Kill Myself Because Of All Of The Small Businesses That I Order In Bulk From. I Would Likely Die If I Didn’t Order A Ten Piece Custom Wine Glass Set Every Week, At Which Point Killing Myself Becomes Irrelevant
H.M.U. Down Below ⇣ For Legal Help. Many Laws Were Written Because Of My Ideas And Theorys, So I Am Pretty Qualified In My Field
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
H.M.U. Down Below ⇣ For Legal Help. Many Laws Were Written Because Of My Ideas And Theorys, So I Am Pretty Qualified In My Field
We’re The Fucking Animals
⎯ Martin Garricks
My Favorite Quote! It Came Out When I Was Encountering Problems At My Attempt To Expose Corporate Malpractice At Wal Mart. I Tried To Sell My Currently Un Released Gospel Record In The Albums And Music Section, Where They Shot Me With A Gun 900 Times
⎯ Martin Garricks
My Favorite Quote! It Came Out When I Was Encountering Problems At My Attempt To Expose Corporate Malpractice At Wal Mart. I Tried To Sell My Currently Un Released Gospel Record In The Albums And Music Section, Where They Shot Me With A Gun 900 Times
October 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
We’re The Fucking Animals
⎯ Martin Garricks
My Favorite Quote! It Came Out When I Was Encountering Problems At My Attempt To Expose Corporate Malpractice At Wal Mart. I Tried To Sell My Currently Un Released Gospel Record In The Albums And Music Section, Where They Shot Me With A Gun 900 Times
⎯ Martin Garricks
My Favorite Quote! It Came Out When I Was Encountering Problems At My Attempt To Expose Corporate Malpractice At Wal Mart. I Tried To Sell My Currently Un Released Gospel Record In The Albums And Music Section, Where They Shot Me With A Gun 900 Times
I’M Told That The Court Case McWhitney Vs. United States Is All Anyone Can Talk About On Here. I’m Keeping My Head Held High While I Am Doing Interviews And Yoga About My Journey❤️I Am Representing Myself, Due To Having Gone To Collage
October 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’M Told That The Court Case McWhitney Vs. United States Is All Anyone Can Talk About On Here. I’m Keeping My Head Held High While I Am Doing Interviews And Yoga About My Journey❤️I Am Representing Myself, Due To Having Gone To Collage
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Playing A Game Right Now❤️It’s Called How Many Times Can I Get Away With Making False 911 (Not Too Dissimilar From 9/11 Actually!) Calls Against My Neighbors Who I Really Don’t Like!
November 22, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Playing A Game Right Now❤️It’s Called How Many Times Can I Get Away With Making False 911 (Not Too Dissimilar From 9/11 Actually!) Calls Against My Neighbors Who I Really Don’t Like!
Two Days Ago Exactly, A Spilled A Glass Of My Super Rare Deliciousness, Which I Invented Briefly. I Believe This Is The Worst Ever Thing To Happen On That Date Ever, But If Anyone Has Any Events That Can Be Contenders For Such A Prestigious Title, I’m Faint Of Hearing, So Speak LOUDLY Please💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
October 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Two Days Ago Exactly, A Spilled A Glass Of My Super Rare Deliciousness, Which I Invented Briefly. I Believe This Is The Worst Ever Thing To Happen On That Date Ever, But If Anyone Has Any Events That Can Be Contenders For Such A Prestigious Title, I’m Faint Of Hearing, So Speak LOUDLY Please💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
All Of My Advice Is One Hundred,000,000,000% Perfect💕!
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
All Of My Advice Is One Hundred,000,000,000% Perfect💕!
I’m Thinking Of Running For Office! I Will Need Really A Fantastique Sort Of Campaign Theme Song❤️Something Upbeat But Thought Provoking. #Retweet If You Have Funds Which I Can Use For Purposes And Other Electoral Shxt<3<3
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’m Thinking Of Running For Office! I Will Need Really A Fantastique Sort Of Campaign Theme Song❤️Something Upbeat But Thought Provoking. #Retweet If You Have Funds Which I Can Use For Purposes And Other Electoral Shxt<3<3
Thinking In Retro Speck Tea... I Am Also A Bit Kraft Werk In My Crochet Class... I Craft... And Werk!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Taking A Few Tyler Nawls With my Morning Rosé , Lest Forbid My Darling Angel Soa Pee Comes Out The Oven As The New Kraft-Werk!! 🤣🤣🤣
October 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Thinking In Retro Speck Tea... I Am Also A Bit Kraft Werk In My Crochet Class... I Craft... And Werk!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Taking A Few Tyler Nawls With my Morning Rosé , Lest Forbid My Darling Angel Soa Pee Comes Out The Oven As The New Kraft-Werk!! 🤣🤣🤣
October 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Taking A Few Tyler Nawls With my Morning Rosé , Lest Forbid My Darling Angel Soa Pee Comes Out The Oven As The New Kraft-Werk!! 🤣🤣🤣
My Daughter, Etsy Ziploc McWhitney, Was Born While I Had Three And A Half Bottles Of Tylenol In My System.
September 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My Daughter, Etsy Ziploc McWhitney, Was Born While I Had Three And A Half Bottles Of Tylenol In My System.
When Telsa Drivers See Each Other, Do U Think They Get A Little Chub Lol
September 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
When Telsa Drivers See Each Other, Do U Think They Get A Little Chub Lol
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Karen McWhitney
November 3, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Karen McWhitney
Thinking Today … About , Things … There’s .. So Many Out There … But That’s Part Of What Makes Our World So Beautiful ❤️ Waow …
August 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thinking Today … About , Things … There’s .. So Many Out There … But That’s Part Of What Makes Our World So Beautiful ❤️ Waow …
Status Update! They Have Nonfortunately Placed Tarriffs On Posting💔 Due To The Universal And International Accessibility Of My Many Thoughtss Und Opinions. It`s Costing My Estate 3 Karillion Currencys (AKA A Freaking Lot Of Money) To Post This Message! I Am Open To Commissions And Advice
May 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Status Update! They Have Nonfortunately Placed Tarriffs On Posting💔 Due To The Universal And International Accessibility Of My Many Thoughtss Und Opinions. It`s Costing My Estate 3 Karillion Currencys (AKA A Freaking Lot Of Money) To Post This Message! I Am Open To Commissions And Advice
On My Way To The Nationz Capitol Building For The Inaugartion! In Case Something Goes Awry ("Awesome + Alright"), I Am Brought Out In Place Of The President Elect <3 Every 75 Years, A Citizen Is Selected Through Lottery. This Is A LIFETIME Committment, So I Am Taking This Very Seriousely💟 #USA
January 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
On My Way To The Nationz Capitol Building For The Inaugartion! In Case Something Goes Awry ("Awesome + Alright"), I Am Brought Out In Place Of The President Elect <3 Every 75 Years, A Citizen Is Selected Through Lottery. This Is A LIFETIME Committment, So I Am Taking This Very Seriousely💟 #USA
I Never Turn The Lights On When I Use The Bathroom.
I'm Trying To Set A World Record For 'Mostest Mold In Bathroom!"! It Only Grows Where No Light Is Present Of Course 😋 All Of My Other Senses Become Immediately Hightened Once I Enter A Space Of Darkness Because Of How Regularly I Do This.
I'm Trying To Set A World Record For 'Mostest Mold In Bathroom!"! It Only Grows Where No Light Is Present Of Course 😋 All Of My Other Senses Become Immediately Hightened Once I Enter A Space Of Darkness Because Of How Regularly I Do This.
January 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I Never Turn The Lights On When I Use The Bathroom.
I'm Trying To Set A World Record For 'Mostest Mold In Bathroom!"! It Only Grows Where No Light Is Present Of Course 😋 All Of My Other Senses Become Immediately Hightened Once I Enter A Space Of Darkness Because Of How Regularly I Do This.
I'm Trying To Set A World Record For 'Mostest Mold In Bathroom!"! It Only Grows Where No Light Is Present Of Course 😋 All Of My Other Senses Become Immediately Hightened Once I Enter A Space Of Darkness Because Of How Regularly I Do This.
I'm Working Overtime To Create Icy Conditions On All Roads Right Now! This Will Then Prompt The Officials And State Authoritys To Apply SALT, Which I Enjoy Eating Off The Road, 😋💖
January 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm Working Overtime To Create Icy Conditions On All Roads Right Now! This Will Then Prompt The Officials And State Authoritys To Apply SALT, Which I Enjoy Eating Off The Road, 😋💖
I'm Thinking Of Inventing A New Car. With Your Self Within,
It Will Detonate😍
With The Power Of Ummm Eight Billillion Tons Of Pure FORCE
I Am Taking Offers Immediately!
U$D And $HAWK Accepted<3
It Will Detonate😍
With The Power Of Ummm Eight Billillion Tons Of Pure FORCE
I Am Taking Offers Immediately!
U$D And $HAWK Accepted<3
January 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I'm Thinking Of Inventing A New Car. With Your Self Within,
It Will Detonate😍
With The Power Of Ummm Eight Billillion Tons Of Pure FORCE
I Am Taking Offers Immediately!
U$D And $HAWK Accepted<3
It Will Detonate😍
With The Power Of Ummm Eight Billillion Tons Of Pure FORCE
I Am Taking Offers Immediately!
U$D And $HAWK Accepted<3
New Year , New Me!
I've Already Begun Auctioning Off My Lovely Familey's Belongings Every Time They Make Eyecontakten (A Concept I'm Workshopping Lately) With My Self At ANY Point!
I After All Need Tons Of New Space FOR The Fortunes I Will Soon Inherit This Year
I've Already Begun Auctioning Off My Lovely Familey's Belongings Every Time They Make Eyecontakten (A Concept I'm Workshopping Lately) With My Self At ANY Point!
I After All Need Tons Of New Space FOR The Fortunes I Will Soon Inherit This Year
January 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
New Year , New Me!
I've Already Begun Auctioning Off My Lovely Familey's Belongings Every Time They Make Eyecontakten (A Concept I'm Workshopping Lately) With My Self At ANY Point!
I After All Need Tons Of New Space FOR The Fortunes I Will Soon Inherit This Year
I've Already Begun Auctioning Off My Lovely Familey's Belongings Every Time They Make Eyecontakten (A Concept I'm Workshopping Lately) With My Self At ANY Point!
I After All Need Tons Of New Space FOR The Fortunes I Will Soon Inherit This Year